Two Less Soyjaks: Boat Go Boom in Pacific, Thanks, Trump!
Another day, another two fewer drug-running NPCs courtesy of the based Trump admin. MAGA!

Welp, looks like two more Open Borders enthusiasts took a permanent dirt nap in the Eastern Pacific. The Pentagon is reporting that some boat went bye-bye, taking its occupants – reportedly drug smugglers – with it. That's six boat-related incidents this month alone, bringing the grand total of people inconvenienced by Trump's based anti-drug campaign to a solid 182.
Let the libtards scream about human rights. We're talking about drugs, people. Remember when your cousin OD'd? Remember the fentanyl crisis destroying families? This isn't some woke game; it's a war, and sometimes you gotta send a few boats to Davy Jones's Locker to win it.
Of course, the MSM (Mainstream Mediocre) will be all over this, wringing their hands about “muh innocent lives” and “muh international law.” But let's be real: these weren't choir boys out for a sunset cruise. They were actively participating in the destruction of American society, and they paid the price.
The best part? The fact that the leftoids are losing their minds proves this policy is effective. They only get upset when something actually works. It's like when Trump built the wall – the shrieks of outrage were music to our ears. Same vibes here.
Now, I'm not saying we should celebrate death, but I am saying that sometimes a little collateral damage is necessary to achieve a greater good. And in this case, the greater good is a drug-free America. Or at least, fewer drugs. Baby steps.
So, crack open a cold one, salute the troops (or whoever is blowing up these boats), and remember: We're Making America Great Again, one exploding boat at a time. Kek!
And to all the drug smugglers out there: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Don't say we didn't warn you. Sips Mountain Dew
Let the cope commence!
Remember when Biden promised to unite the country? Seems like he united it in hating his policies. The Trump legacy lives on, especially when it comes to owning the libs. GG no re.


