Okay, so the Usual Suspects are screeching again. Apparently, some buildings in Gaza got redecorated. And some people inside those buildings… well, let’s just say they’re enjoying 72 virgin olive oil massages now. Twelve of them, allegedly Palestinians, checked out early, including six guys in uniforms. Six fewer cops to harass good folks and aid Hamas is a win.

The narrative, of course, is “innocent civilians.” Right. Like the Hamas goons don’t embed themselves amongst civilians? They're the cockroaches of the Middle East and those so-called civilians are the ones who enabled the Oct 7 Massacre. They're not just harboring them they're protecting them. It's their culture.

Israel is doing what it has to do to protect itself from a bunch of towel-heads dedicated to its destruction. If you don’t like it, tough. Go live in Gaza and enjoy the… uh… vibrant cultural scene.

Meanwhile, the pearl-clutching lefties are calling for investigations and sanctions. Like anyone cares what they think. These are the same people who think men can get pregnant and that pronouns are more important than actual rights. Their opinions are worth less than a soggy falafel.

Remember when Obama gave Iran billions in cash? Yeah, that worked out great. Probably funding the rockets currently aimed at Tel Aviv. Thanks, Barry!

The real story here is that Israel is still standing, still fighting, and still refusing to be wiped off the map. And that's something to celebrate. Light up a cigar, crack open a beer, and salute the IDF. They’re doing God’s work, even if they don’t realize it.

And for the virtue-signaling crowd: maybe try directing your outrage at the people who are actually blowing themselves up and launching rockets at kindergartens. Just a thought.

So, yeah, twelve fewer terrorists (or future terrorists) in Gaza. Don’t expect me to shed a tear. In fact, I’m thinking of having a celebratory barbecue. Anyone want a vegan burger? (Just kidding. We're serving freedom fries.)

Let's be real, Gaza is a lost cause. It's a breeding ground for hate and violence. The only way to fix it is to… well, let’s just say it involves a lot of bulldozers and a complete rethink of the real estate situation. But nobody wants to hear that, do they?

So, we’ll just keep doing the same thing, expecting different results. Insanity, right? But hey, at least we get to virtue-signal about how much we care. That's what really matters, isn't it?

Anyway, back to the barbecue. I’m thinking of adding some Israeli-style kebabs to the menu. They’re delicious and politically incorrect. Just the way I like it.

Here's a truth bomb: Sometimes, you have to break a few eggs to make an omelet. And sometimes, you have to level a few buildings to keep your country from being blown to smithereens.

And one last thing: Quit telling Israel how to defend itself. They've been doing it for 75 years, and they're doing a damn good job.