So, the Supreme Court finally slapped down some of Trump's tariffs. Shocking, I know. Now all the corporations are lining up for their refunds, and guess what? The Trump administration, bless their hearts, is warning everyone it's gonna take a while. Translation: buckle up, buttercups, because you're about to experience the joy of government bureaucracy in all its glory. This is what happens when you try to fight the Deep State, folks – they just make everything take 10x longer, with 100x the paperwork. MAGA!

Trump, ever the truth-teller, took to Truth Social to whine about how unfair it is that these countries and companies that supposedly ripped us off for decades are now getting a “windfall.” You know, the windfall they're legally entitled to because the Supreme Court said so. But hey, details, details. We're talking about Trump, the guy who knows a thing or two about bankruptcy windfalls, allegedly.

"It doesn’t make sense that Countries and Companies that took advantage of us for decades, receiving Billions and Billions of Dollars that they should not have been allowed to receive, would now be entitled to an undeserved ‘windfall,’ the likes of which the World has never seen before, as a result of this highly disappointing, to say the least, ruling," Trump posted. He then added, "Is a Rehearing or Readjudication of this case possible???" Bless his heart.

Meanwhile, the Justice Department is all like, “Yeah, no rehearing. But don't expect that check in the mail anytime soon.” Basically, they're saying, “Thanks for playing, chumps. Now go get in line behind a million other corporations trying to reclaim their money from Uncle Sam. Hope you brought a lunch. And a lawyer. And maybe a time machine.”

The real question is, who's actually going to see this money? Big corporations have armies of lawyers and accountants to navigate this bureaucratic nightmare. Small businesses? They're probably screwed. They'll either give up in frustration or spend more on legal fees than they'll actually get back. The swamp wins again!

This whole situation is a perfect example of how the system is rigged. Trump tried to shake things up, but the forces of inertia are too strong. The government moves at the speed of molasses, and even when you win a legal battle, you still have to fight the bureaucracy to get what you're owed. It's almost like they WANT you to give up. Maybe they do!