San Francisco, CA – So, the geniuses over at OpenAI, the guys who brought you ChatGPT (you know, the thing that writes your college essays and spouts corporate virtue signaling), just scored a cool $110 billion. That’s right, folks, billion. Amazon, Nvidia, and SoftBank are leading the charge, showering these AI dorks with enough cash to buy a small country. And who’s ultimately footing the bill? You are, buddy.

Think about it. Amazon's raking in record profits while dodging taxes, Nvidia's selling GPUs for a king's ransom to power this AI nonsense, and SoftBank... well, SoftBank's just SoftBank, playing with other people's money. This isn’t innovation; it's financial engineering on steroids, fueled by cheap money and the promise of replacing actual human beings with soulless algorithms.

ChatGPT? Yeah, it can write. But it can also spew woke garbage faster than AOC can tweet. Biases baked in, narratives pre-programmed – it's the ultimate echo chamber for the elite. And now, with an extra $110 billion, they can perfect the art of brainwashing the masses, one perfectly crafted AI-generated sentence at a time. Wake up, sheeple.

Remember when tech was supposed to liberate us? Now it's just consolidating power in the hands of a few mega-corporations. They control the flow of information, they censor dissent, and now they’re building AI that will replace your job and tell you how to think. The Great Reset is real, folks, and it's powered by silicon and fueled by your tax dollars.

And what are they going to do with all that money? More research? Maybe. But let's be real: it's going to line the pockets of the executives, fund more virtue-signaling campaigns, and probably buy a few politicians along the way. The game is rigged, and we're all just pawns in their digital chess match.

Don’t even get me started on the energy consumption. Training these AI models requires insane amounts of electricity, generated by…you guessed it, fossil fuels. So much for saving the planet, eh? It's all virtue signaling until it affects their bottom line.

So next time you're struggling to pay your bills, remember: Amazon, Nvidia, and SoftBank are investing in a future where you're obsolete. A future where AI writes the news, AI designs the products, and AI tells you what to buy. Resist. Question. Think for yourself. Or become another cog in the machine. The choice is yours. WAGMI? More like WAGDIE (We're All Gonna Die Eventually), thanks to these clowns.

This massive influx of capital proves the AI bubble is alive and well, as these big tech behemoths pour more money into it. Let's see if the house of cards comes crashing down when they realize the AI revolution doesn't result in a 1000000x ROI.