So, the Deep State's favorite news network, CNN, might be getting a new overlord. Word on the street is Paramount is about to gobble up Warner Bros. Discovery, which means they'll inherit the steaming pile of 'journalism' that is CNN. Buckle up, buttercups, because it's about to get even more cringeworthy.

Remember when CNN used to pretend to be objective? Yeah, neither do I. These days, they're basically the propaganda arm of the Democrat Party, pushing every woke agenda item imaginable. Trans rights? Climate change hysteria? Orange Man Bad, even though he's gone? CNN's got you covered. Now imagine that, but with a Paramount logo slapped on it. Yikes.

This whole media consolidation thing is a joke, anyway. A handful of mega-corporations control everything we see, hear, and read. And guess what? They all lean left. So, when you think you're getting diverse opinions, you're really just getting slightly different flavors of the same liberal Kool-Aid. And CNN is the purest form of that Kool-Aid. It's so pure, it'll give you cavities.

It's all part of the plan, obviously. Keep the sheeple distracted with identity politics and endless outrage cycles. Meanwhile, the elites are laughing all the way to the bank, rigging the system in their favor. And CNN is their trusty megaphone, amplifying their message to the masses. Sad!

Honestly, at this point, CNN is just a meme generator. Every time they try to lecture us about morality or accuse us of being 'racist' or 'sexist,' it's just free content for Twitter. They're so out of touch with reality, it's almost endearing. Almost.

But hey, maybe Paramount will shake things up. Maybe they'll fire all the talking heads and replace them with cats playing keyboards. Okay, probably not. But a CHUD can dream, can't he?

At the very least, we can look forward to more hilarious meltdowns and self-owns. CNN never disappoints in that department. They're like a perpetually drunk uncle at Thanksgiving dinner, saying all the wrong things at the worst possible time. And we're here for it.

So, grab your popcorn, folks. The Paramount takeover of CNN is going to be a wild ride. Just remember to take everything they say with a grain of salt... or maybe a whole shaker. You'll need it. MAGA!

Let's be honest, CNN is just a joke at this point, a clown show of virtue signalling and leftist drivel.

Hopefully, this takeover is just the beginning of their inevitable downfall.!

Get ready for more woke garbage, and make sure your tinfoil hat is on tight.