Trump's 'Sorry You Got Raided' Fund Triggers Boomer Meltdown
MAGA tears flow as the 'Unfairly Investigated' get a $1.8B payout – will the J6 crowd cash in?

Okay, so the Deep State thought they could just raid Mar-a-Lago, sic the FBI on soccer moms at school board meetings, and call it a day? Think again, libtards. Trump's back, and he's got a big ol' pot of 'sorry we weaponized the government against you' money – a whopping $1.8 billion, baby!
This 'investigation-compensation fund' – brought to you by the Department of 'Just Us' – is supposed to pay out to folks who got 'unfairly' investigated under previous presidents. And guess who's lining up for a slice of the pie? That's right, potentially some of the J6 patriots. The same ones the Fake News Media wants you to believe are worse than Hitler.
Of course, the usual suspects are clutching their pearls. Mitch McConnell, bless his turtle neck, is calling it 'stupid on stilts.' You know, the same guy who’s been playing 4D chess with the Democrats for decades and still manages to lose every single time. Maybe he's just mad he didn't think of it first.
And the pearl-clutching doesn’t end with Mitch. Democrats are whining about a 'slush fund' for Trump allies. As if they didn’t spend the last four years trying to impeach him for literally everything short of breathing. Pot, meet kettle.
Todd Blanche, the DoJ’s point man, went to Capitol Hill to try and smooth things over with the RINOs. Spoiler alert: it didn't work. These swamp creatures are terrified of anything that remotely smells like MAGA. They'd rather fund another war in Ukraine than give a dime to someone who dared to question the 2020 election.
Meanwhile, guys like Michael Caputo, who got smeared by the Russia hoax, are putting in their requests. He wants $2.7 million. Based. Michael Cohen's also going to apply. This is going to be comedy gold. Imagine the mental gymnastics the media will have to do to paint Cohen, a guy who lied to Congress, as a sympathetic figure when he gets denied.
Thom Tillis is crying about taxpayer dollars going to people who assaulted cops. Newsflash: the cops were the ones letting people in! And a lot of those people were Antifa plants anyway (probably). But hey, gotta keep the narrative going.
Brian Fitzpatrick, some random RINO from Pennsylvania, is trying to kill the fund. Good luck with that, buddy. You're about to feel the wrath of the MAGA army. Remember when he voted to impeach Trump twice? We do.
So, strap in folks. This is going to be a wild ride. Will the J6ers get their payday? Will the establishment explode in a fit of impotent rage? Will the memes be glorious? The answer to all three is a resounding HELL YEAH!
1. 776 billion to settle claims? That’s a number that makes a statement.


