So, Trump went to China. Shocker. The details are about as clear as mud. We're told it was a 'visit.' Groundbreaking journalism right there.

Apparently, nobody knows what the heck happened over there. But hey, at least he didn't start a war...yet. Maybe he was getting pointers from the CCP on how to really build a wall. Just spitballing here.

Is this 'diplomacy' or just another episode of 'The Apprentice: Global Edition'? Stay tuned to find out! MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell has more details, probably.

The establishment media is salivating, desperately trying to spin this into WWIII or some other global catastrophe. But let's be real, they were saying the same thing before he even boarded Air Force One.

It’s always “two weeks” until the next big scandal.

Did Trump sell us out to the Chinese? Did he score a killer deal on MAGA hats? We'll probably never know. Unless, of course, someone leaks it on 4chan.

Deep state gonna deep state. Time for some more coffee.

Sources:

* The White House Briefing Room (for the official, sanitized version) * @realDonaldTrump's Truth Social account (for the real, unfiltered version)