Seven dudes tied for the lead at the US PGA? What is this, a socialist golf collective? Aldrich Potgieter, Stephan Jaeger, Min Woo Lee, Ryo Hisatsune, Martin Kaymer, Scottie Scheffler, and Alex Smalley – sounds like a diverse and inclusive list... almost too inclusive. They probably all wear participation trophies.

And 42 guys within three strokes? Sounds like participation trophy central. Back in my day, there was one winner, and everyone else could suck it. Now everyone gets a hug and a safe space.

The tee times? Who cares. It's all rigged anyway. The Deep State probably picks the winners based on their carbon footprint or preferred pronouns. Michael Block? Sounds like he's about to get Blocked by the woke mob for saying something based.

Rory McIlroy, Jordan Spieth, and Jon Rahm? Those guys are probably virtue signaling about climate change between putts. They probably fly private jets to these tournaments while lecturing us about reducing our carbon emissions. Hypocrites.

Scottie Scheffler's gonna get CANCELED for something he said in 2012. You know it. They're always digging. Remember when everyone was lining up to destroy Bubba Watson? He was a true patriot.

This whole thing is just another example of the woke agenda infecting everything. They're coming for your golf clubs, folks. First they take your guns, then they take your golf game. Sad!

I bet they’re going to start making the holes bigger to be more inclusive. That way, everyone can get a birdie. They should just give everyone par and then give the real trophy to the guy who owns the golf course.

It's all about the outrage now. Remember when people just watched golf? Now it's all about who said what and who offended who. I miss the good old days when golfers were just rich white guys who knew how to swing a club.

The only way to fix this is to build a wall around the golf course and keep the woke mob out. Make Golf Great Again! We need to bring back the days when men were men and golf was golf.

This isn’t golf, it’s a clown show of inclusivity and virtue signaling. They’re ruining the sport by pandering to the perpetually offended. It's like they took everything that was good about golf and threw it in the woke dumpster fire. What a joke.