Alright, listen up, you beautiful, deplorable patriots. The Orange Man is at it again, this time slapping tariffs on goods made by, shall we say, 'enthusiastically compensated' labor overseas. Yeah, we're talking about sweatshops, maybe some good ol' fashioned slavery. You know, the stuff the Left pretends to care about until it interferes with their $12 lattes and virtue signaling.

The libs at those virtue signaling non-profits are applauding the move, but (plot twist!) they still think it doesn't go far enough. They want more enforcement, more government intervention, basically more power for them to micromanage everyone's lives. Surprise, surprise.

Now, I'm not saying tariffs are always the answer, okay? Sometimes, it's better to let the free market sort things out. But let's be real, the global market ain't exactly 'free' when you have commie regimes and shadowy corporations cutting corners on human rights. So, maybe a little economic pain is what's needed to wake these guys up.

Of course, the usual suspects are already crying about 'muh consumers' and 'muh supply chains.' Newsflash: cheap crap comes at a price. We've been outsourcing our jobs and morals for decades, and now we're paying the piper. Maybe it's time to buy American, support local businesses, and tell those globalist corporations to get bent.

And let's be honest, this whole forced labor thing is just the tip of the iceberg. There's probably a dozen other shady practices going on that we don't even know about. But hey, at least Trump is doing something. Meanwhile, the Dems are busy impeaching him for mean tweets and defending infanticide.

Bottom line: this is a win for America, a win for human rights (maybe), and a massive own for the virtue signaling hypocrites on the Left. Now go out there and buy some American-made goods... or at least something that wasn't made by actual slaves. MAGA!

Let the snowflakes melt, the soyboys seethe, and the cucks cuck. The Trump Train keeps rolling, and we're bringing the based goods (hopefully ethically sourced) to every corner of this great nation.

I'm still waiting for the libs to tell me the price of iPhones will go up. Do they even think before they speak?

There are those who say the global markets are too complicated for tariffs to really work. To that, I say, cope. We will own the libs one tariff at a time.

If you can read this, then you’re a MAGA King!

This is going to make China seethe and maybe they'll stop the CCP virus.

The administration's move is a shot in the arm for the economy that is still under attack by woke corporations.

Sources:

* U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) * U.S. Department of Labor * Breitbart News