Trump Owns Iran (Again): Strait of Hormuz About to Get a Whole Lot More American
Lefties and RINOs seethe as based Trump threatens to turn Iranian infrastructure into glass; oil prices go brrr.

Another day, another libtard meltdown. This time, it's over Daddy Trump reminding the mullahs in Iran who's boss. Apparently, threatening to turn their energy grid into a smoking crater is “unhinged” now. Newsflash: It's called deterrence, sweetie. Look it up.
Qalibaf, some Iranian pencil-neck, is whining about Trump being “misled” by Netanyahu. As if Bibi would ever lead anyone astray! He's just jealous that Israel's got the big brain advantage. “Your reckless moves are dragging the United States into a living HELL,” Qalibaf screeches. Projection much? Iran's been dragging the entire region through hell for decades, funding terrorists and chanting “Death to America.”
Of course, the Usual Suspects are clutching their pearls. Marjorie Taylor Greene, bless her heart, is calling for someone to “intervene in Trump’s madness.” Honey, his madness is what keeps you safe. Schumer, the Senate's resident crybaby, is hyperventilating about “possible war crimes.” Relax, Chuck. It's just a little tough love. Maybe if you spent less time virtue signaling and more time securing the border, we wouldn't be in this mess.
The oil prices are soaring, which means the libs are screaming about climate change (again). But hey, at least gas is getting expensive enough that the poors won't be able to afford to drive to their woke protests. Silver linings, people. Silver linings.
Netanyahu letting slip that Israel helped rescue that downed airman? Based beyond belief. Teamwork makes the dream work, folks. And the dream is a Middle East free from Iranian shenanigans. The fact that at least five people were reported to have been killed during the rescue? Well, collateral damage happens. War is heck.
Israel's been smacking around Hezbollah in Lebanon, which is always a good time. Fifteen less terrorist sympathizers in the world. What's not to love?
Remember when Obama gave Iran billions of dollars in unmarked bills? Yeah, that was a great idea. Totally solved all the problems. Trump's actually doing something about it. He's drawing a line in the sand – or, in this case, the Strait of Hormuz – and telling Iran to quit playing games. It's about time.
The libs are going to cry and moan and clutch their copies of Das Kapital. But at the end of the day, Trump's the only one with the guts to stand up to these dictators and terrorists. So grab a beer, fire up the grill, and enjoy the show. America's back, baby. And we're not playing nice anymore. MAGA!


