Trump Nukes Iran (Finally!) – Libs Seethe
Sleepy Joe's sanctions didn't work, so based Trump had to step in and drain the Iranian swamp. Lock 'em up!

WASHINGTON/TEL AVIV – Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of their own actions. Turns out, appeasing mullahs and letting them build nukes doesn't work. Who knew? Oh right, everyone except the brain-dead left. But fear not, because Daddy Trump is back, baby, and he's here to Make America Great Again... by turning Tehran into a parking lot (metaphorically, for now).
In a Truth Social post that probably made AOC faint, President Trump dropped the bomb – literally and figuratively – announcing the start of “major combat operations” in Iran. You can almost hear the collective wail of the blue-haired brigade, clutching their copies of The Communist Manifesto and screaming about “peace.”
Trump's words cut through the PC BS like a hot knife through butter: "Our objective is to defend the American people by eliminating imminent threats from the Iranian regime, a vicious group of very hard, terrible people. It's menacing activities directly endanger the United States, our troops, our bases overseas and our allies throughout the world." Truth. He's not wrong.
Remember that whole “Iran deal” fiasco? Turns out giving billions to terrorists in exchange for empty promises was a bad idea. Shocker. Trump tried to fix it, but the Deep State and the Davos crowd were too busy lining their pockets. But now, it's hammer time. "We are going to destroy their missiles and raze their missile industry to the ground," Trump vowed. Good. Do it.
And his message to the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps? "Lay down your arms… or you will face certain death.” Translation: don't be stupid. To the Iranian people? "Your hour of freedom is at hand… when we are finished take over your government, it will be yours to take.” Translation: we're not here to occupy you, just to remove the trash.
Meanwhile, in Israel, Defense Minister Israel Katz is probably chugging a celebratory beer. “As a result, a missile and drone attack against the State of Israel and its civilian population is expected in the immediate future,” he said. So, preemptive action is based. A 48-hour state of emergency has been declared, and the air raid sirens are singing. Get ready for some fireworks!
Iranian state media is reporting rocket fire in Tehran. Cry more, commies. The extent of the damage is still unknown, but honestly, who cares? They started it. Let's just hope this is the beginning of the end for the Iranian regime. Drain the swamp, one Ayatollah at a time.
So, pop some popcorn, grab your MAGA hat, and enjoy the show. Because President Trump is back, and he's not playing games. The libs are triggered, the neocons are confused, and the world is finally starting to make sense again. Let's go Brandon...straight to Tehran.

