Trump Goes to China, Congress Doesn't Want War, Lefties Still Mad About Economy: Shocker
Brooks and Capehart talk Trump, proving that some things never change – except maybe gas prices.
Okay, so Brooks from The Atlantic and Capehart from MSLSD were on PBS, probably funded by your tax dollars, talking about the usual suspects: Trump's field trip to China, Congress pretending to care about war powers in Iran, and the Left's never-ending meltdown over the economy. Surprise, surprise.
Trump went to China. Did anyone actually expect him to not try and cut a deal? It's what he does. Whether it's a good deal or not? TBD. But the hand-wringing from the usual suspects about 'human rights' and 'the environment' is hilarious. Like they suddenly discovered China's not exactly a shining beacon of freedom. Slow news day, I guess?
Congress almost remembered they're supposed to, like, declare war and stuff. The war powers resolution on Iran? Pure Kabuki theater. They'll posture and preen, but nobody actually wants to be responsible for another Middle East quagmire. Except maybe the defense contractors. Ka-ching!
And then there's the economy. Trump says it's great. The Left says it's a dumpster fire for everyone except the 'one percent.' Reality? Probably somewhere in the middle. But the Left's insistence that everyone is starving and living in cardboard boxes is getting old. Especially when they're tweeting from their iPhones.
Brooks and Capehart? Bless their hearts. Brooks is the token 'reasonable conservative' who probably secretly hates Trump. Capehart? He's gonna Left. Water is wet. Bears poop in the woods. It's the circle of life.
Remember when everyone said Trump was going to start World War III? Still waiting. Remember when they said the economy would collapse under Trump? Still waiting. Maybe, just maybe, they're not always right.
The whole thing is a giant clown show, but at least it's entertaining. And hey, maybe Trump will actually get something done in China. Or maybe Congress will accidentally stumble onto a good idea. Or maybe the Left will finally admit the economy isn't literally the end of the world. Don't hold your breath.
So, grab some popcorn, sit back, and enjoy the show. Because in the world of politics, the only thing you can truly count on is the constant, never-ending stream of bullsh*t. And the memes, of course. Gotta have the memes.
Also, remember when everything was supposed to be racist? Good times.
Wake up, sheeple.


