So, Trump pulled another rabbit out of his MAGA hat and brokered a ceasefire with Iran. Cue the collective meltdown from the usual suspects who wanted this war so bad they could taste it. They're probably chugging soy lattes and screaming about war crimes or some other nonsense right now.

Remember when they said Trump was gonna start World War III? Turns out, he's ending them. And yeah, maybe he puffed up his chest and declared 'victory' – but who cares? He got us out (mostly). Meanwhile, Iran's playing its usual game of 'ships will pass with permission… and a price.' Translation: extortion racket continues. Shocker.

Of course, the Strait of Hormuz is now shut down because Israel decided to give Lebanon a 10-minute fireworks display. Hundred strikes? Based. But hey, according to the MSM, Israel is always the bad guy, right? It's always Israel's fault.

Thousands dead? Sad. But let's be real, the Middle East has been a dumpster fire for centuries. It's like arguing over who gets to rearrange the deck chairs on the Titanic. Trump at least realized that the US taxpayer shouldn't be funding the whole damn cruise.

Now, the two sides are meeting in Islamabad to hash things out based on Iran's ten-point plan. Translation: we're probably giving them something they want. But hey, at least we're not actively blowing stuff up… for now.

Trump's probably burned through a gazillion dollars and ticked off all our 'allies.' So what? They're mostly freeloaders anyway. And his base is fracturing? Good. Maybe some of the normies will finally wake up and realize the UniParty is real.

Netanyahu probably sold Trump a bill of goods about this being a quick and easy war. Happens. But at least Trump cut his losses and got out. Meanwhile, Israel's stuck with a weaker but angrier Iran. Tough cookies. Maybe they should have thought about that before they started bombing Lebanon.

The only winners here are arms manufacturers (obviously), Russia (thanks for the cheap oil, Vlad!), and maybe China (while we're busy playing whack-a-mole in the Middle East, they're building islands in the South China Sea). So, basically, business as usual.

Restrictions on transit are gonna screw up humanitarian aid and jack up prices? Yeah, that sucks. But hey, maybe it'll finally force people to realize that globalism is a scam and we need to bring manufacturing back to America. Cope.