WASHINGTON - Buckle up, buttercups, because Daddy Trump is back at it, flinging metaphorical poo at Maryland's woke Governor Wes Moore. Apparently, the Orange Man is STILL not done dunking on the Dems, and this time, it's Moore who's catching strays. The Prez's 'scatological' comments (fancy word for 'stuff that makes the left clutch their pearls') are just the latest example of Trump's scorched-earth policy when it comes to dealing with these guys.

Let's be real: the 'scatological' stuff is code for 'Moore's policies are garbage.' Trump's not exactly known for his delicate phrasing, and honestly, who wants that? The left is obsessed with 'civility' until it means they actually have to defend their own batshit crazy ideas. Trump's just calling a spade a spade, or in this case, a toilet a toilet.

Moore, of course, is being touted as the next big thing on the left. Blah, blah, blah. Probably another trust fund kid who thinks socialism is cool because he's never had to actually work for anything. Trump sees through the BS, and he's not afraid to point it out. Which, of course, sends the media into a frenzy.

Prepare for the usual outrage. 'Trump is being divisive!' 'He's lowering the tone!' Yadda yadda yadda. Newsflash: The tone was lowered when the Dems started pushing groomer-friendly policies and open borders. Trump's just fighting fire with fire. And honestly, it's pretty damn entertaining.

Look, the left only understands one thing: raw power. Trump's not playing nice. He's going for the jugular. And while the 'intellectuals' might clutch their pearls, the average American is probably thinking, 'Finally, someone's saying what we're all thinking.'

The real question is: why are the Dems so easily triggered? Is it because they know their ideas are garbage? Is it because they're terrified of Trump? Whatever the reason, it's hilarious to watch them squirm. So grab some popcorn, folks, because this is just getting started. MAGA!

The libs want to fundamentally transform America. We need guys like Trump to make it painfully obvious just how dumb that would be. They try to frame it as compassion and progress. We see it as the road to hell paved with good intentions. Trump's poo-flinging is just a stark reminder of what's at stake. If you think that's vulgar...wait 'til you see what their policies do to your wallet. That's the real filth.

So yeah, keep crying, snowflakes. We're too busy winning.