Washington D.C. - Orange Man Bad! That's the gist of the coordinated screeching coming from Dems and, bizarrely, even traitorous former Trump ally MTG, over the totally-not-unexpected inflation numbers and the based move of finally slapping Iran around a bit. The libs are clutching their pearls over the latest CPI data, which shows a 0.6% bump month-to-month and 3.8% year-over-year. Translation: prices went up. Shocking.

Pelosi, still somehow not in jail, wailed on X: "From the pump to the grocery store, the President’s reckless war of choice in Iran is hurting the American people. With inflation skyrocketing, working families are being forced to pay the price for Trump’s chaos — while he focuses on his billion-dollar ballroom." Ah yes, because Trump invented inflation. Classic Pelosi logic.

Then we have Ro Khanna, who apparently thinks 3.8% inflation is the end of the world. "Trump promised to bring prices down. Prices under his policies are up. Inflation is 3.8 now. It was 3.0 when he started. His betrayal of his base in launching a war in Iran has been an absolute disaster," he tweeted. Dude, it's called global economics. Maybe read a book instead of tweeting your feelings.

And then there's MTG, who apparently caught a bad case of TDS after her Trump breakup. "Inflation is rising and gas is over $4.50 per gallon all because Trump went to war with Iran. Not at all what America voted for," she wrote. Okay, boomer. You voted for it when you voted for someone who wasn't afraid to actually do something about Iran's shenanigans.

Gas prices are at $4.504 per gallon. So? Remember when Biden had us paying like, $5.016 a gallon? This is an improvement, snowflakes. Try doing some basic research before rage-tweeting.

Jayapal chimed in with the predictable “Trump’s illegal war” nonsense. It’s not illegal, sweetie, it’s called projecting strength. Get a grip.

Historically, libs have blamed everything on Republican presidents, even the weather. This is just the 2026 version of that same tired script. Wake me up when they come up with something original.

The White House probably won't even bother responding to this level of unhinged hysteria. They're too busy actually running the country.

Meanwhile, based economists are saying the best way to fight inflation is to cut taxes, deregulate everything, and let the free market do its thing. You know, basic common sense that the left hates.

The real takeaway here is that Trump is living rent-free in the heads of his enemies. And honestly, that's the best thing about it.