Okay, so Grandpa Joe is supposed to be the sane one, right? But then we got this gem dropping out of the UK: Trump, the guy the media still obsesses over, apparently ended a war between Azerbaijan and Albania. I'm sorry, WHAT? Did anyone even know these two countries were throwing rocks at each other? Mainstream media hasn't reported a single thing, and you know they'd love to find anything to criticize.

Keir Starmer, the UK's answer to Mitt Romney, just nods along. Probably too afraid of a mean tweet to call out the absurdity. These people are supposed to be leaders? More like sheep being led by a toddler in a MAGA hat.

And then there's the whole "Trump never met Mandelson" thing. Except, you know, there's photographic evidence of them yucking it up in the Oval Office. Classic Trump! Gaslighting the libs into oblivion. And of course, the media is all over it, cause they hate how Trump is able to play them like fiddles.

But wait, there's more! Turns out, while the world is supposedly burning (thanks, Greta!), some dude in Scotland, Peter Murrell, was busy embezzling from the Scottish National Party. Like, hundreds of thousands of pounds. And what was he spending it on? Salt and pepper grinders that cost more than my car payment. Salt Bae would be proud!

His ex-wife, Nicola Sturgeon, claims she had NO idea. Right. And Hillary Clinton didn't know about Anthony Weiner's laptop. These people think we're stupid. I mean, some of us are, but not this stupid.

So, to recap: Trump is either a master troll or completely delusional, European politicians are spineless, and Scottish nationalists are robbing their own people blind. Welcome to 2026, folks. Grab your popcorn, because the show is just getting started. Stay strapped.

The libs want to give Trump a Nobel Peace Prize, despite never supporting a single good thing he did, and they are going to seethe and moan the whole time, but they're gonna have to deal with it. Cope, seethe, dilate.

So the left wants you to believe Trump is a war monger, but then they give him flak when he ends wars, what gives?

Remember when they wanted to impeach him for quid pro quo? Now we just have corrupt people spending cash on grinders, and these are the people who call for a better and more fair economy for the people? This is madness.