Washington, D.C. – In a plot twist worthy of M. Night Shyamalan, President Trump, BASED GOD, and a gaggle of Dem governors are suddenly BFFs, teaming up to regulate something. Apparently, normies are whining about rising energy costs, specifically related to powering the Matrix... I mean, 'server hubs'. Get ready for another round of government 'solutions'.

For years, everyone loved this mysterious industry. Jobs, innovation, the whole shebang. Now, suddenly, it's Public Enemy #1 because... numbers went up? Sounds like someone needs to learn to code their electricity bill. Or maybe, just maybe, the deep state is behind this whole thing?

The regulations, of course, are shrouded in more mystery than a Q drop. Energy consumption? Efficiency standards? Sounds like the usual virtue signaling. Bet you anything AOC's fingerprints are all over this, even if they're blaming Trump.

These 'server hubs' are apparently sucking up more juice than Hunter Biden at a Ukrainian gas convention. Gotta keep those cat videos and leftist Twitter rants online somehow. The problem isn't the hubs; it's the degeneracy they enable!

Trump and the Dems in cahoots? The end times are nigh. Is this 5D chess? A secret plan to drain the swamp? Or just another example of politicians pandering to the lowest common denominator? Time will tell, but either way, grab your popcorn.

What's this regulation gonna do? Probably jack up prices for everyone. Businesses will whine, consumers will cry, and the politicians will pat themselves on the back for 'doing something'. Classic. Might as well short their stock now.

Historically, every time the government gets involved, things get worse. Remember Obamacare? The Patriot Act? Exactly. This is just another step on the road to serfdom. But hey, at least we'll all be equally poor and oppressed.

Experts are already predicting doom and gloom. Increased costs, slower growth, the usual. But hey, at least we'll be saving the planet... or something. Meanwhile, China's building coal plants like there's no tomorrow. Clown world, amirite?

This sudden unity is suspicious as hell. What's the catch? What are they hiding? Are they trying to distract us from something bigger? Probably. Never trust a politician, especially when they agree on something. It's always a trap.

The situation proves the only thing that matters to politicians is power. They don't care about freedom, prosperity, or the Constitution. They just want to stay in office and line their pockets. Drain the swamp? More like expand it.

In the end, this regulation will accomplish nothing except making everyone miserable and less free. But hey, at least the politicians will feel good about themselves. Mission accomplished. Now where's my beer?

So, Trump and the Dems are regulating... something. Energy costs are up... somewhere. Stay tuned for further updates, but don't expect anything good. It's the government, after all. Kek.

Oh, and by the way, the industry and the energy costs remain a mystery. Guess that means we should trust them, right? Right?