Okay, so Boomer Emperor Trump is actually considering turning Venezuela into the 51st state? This is some next-level galaxy brain stuff right here. After the US military yeeted Maduro into the shadow realm for being a narco-terrorist (allegedly), Trump's looking at Venezuela's $40 TRILLION in oil and thinking, “Mine.”

Let's be real, Venezuela's been a dumpster fire ever since Chavez turned it into a socialist paradise. Now, with Maduro gone and Trump sniffing around, things are actually looking up. Oil exports are surging like Dogecoin on Elon's Twitter feed. Coincidence? I think NOT.

Trump himself said "Venezuela loves Trump.” Okay, maybe that's a bit of a stretch. But you can't deny the man's got a knack for shaking things up. And what's more American than annexing a country for its sweet, sweet resources? It's like Manifest Destiny 2.0, but this time with extra oil.

The libtards are already screeching about imperialism and colonialism, blah blah blah. But who cares? They’re always triggered. We’re talking about securing American energy independence and sticking it to the globalists. It’s like printing money, but with black gold instead.

Remember when Exxon and Conoco got the boot from Venezuela back in the day? Now they're probably dusting off their investment proposals, ready to get back in on the action. Chevron's the only one who stayed based. Respect.

The White House is all smug, saying relations between the US and Venezuela are "extraordinary.” You bet your sweet bippy they are! Thanks to Trump, Venezuela is finally getting a taste of freedom and capitalism. Even if it involves becoming part of the USA.

And the best part? Trump hinted at the whole statehood thing on Truth Social. “STATEHOOD, #51, ANYONE?” he posted. The man knows how to meme his way into geopolitics. Absolute legend.

Of course, Congress has to approve this whole thing. But let's be honest, if Trump wants it, he'll probably get it. Especially if he promises to build a giant wall on the Venezuelan border to keep out all the… you know.

This is the kind of outside-the-box thinking we need to Make America Great Again. Forget about boring policy debates and nuanced diplomacy. Let's just conquer countries and add them to our empire. It's the American way!

Is it morally questionable? Maybe. But who cares about morality when there's oil to be drilled and profits to be made? Get wrecked, snowflakes. Trump's about to turn Venezuela into the 51st state, and there's nothing you can do about it. Cope.

This is peak MAGA right here. Buckle up, buttercups. The ride's just getting started.