Texas Senate Primaries: Two Steaks, Still Sizzling With Mild Sauce
Atlantic and MS NOW talking heads dissect the Texas Senate clown show while the system continues to LARP as a meritocracy.

So, Brooks and Capehart went on MS NOW to yap about the Texas Senate primaries, the SOTU (yawn), and some mega-corp merger no one actually cares about. Surprise, surprise. The elites are chattering again.
The Texas Senate primaries? More like a participation trophy factory. Doesn't matter who wins, the swamp gets deeper and the bills get bigger. You think these clowns actually represent you? Bless your heart. The uniparty rolls on. It’s a carefully crafted illusion of choice, designed to keep the peasants from storming the castle.
Trump's SOTU? Oh, you mean the yearly ritual where the Emperor parades around in his new clothes while promising to fix everything he broke last year? Yeah, that. Expect the usual: a few soundbites for the normies, some virtue signaling for the NPCs, and zero actual change. It’s all theater, folks. Keep your eye on the guy behind the curtain…or better yet, just unplug.
And Paramount buying Warner Bros? Seriously? Who even watches TV anymore? It’s just another sign that Hollywood is collapsing under its own weight of woke garbage and superhero reboots. Let 'em crash and burn. Maybe then we can get some actual entertainment that isn't designed to indoctrinate us with the latest progressive dogma. Cable is dead, long live the internet...wait.
Brooks and Capehart probably slapped each other on the back for their brilliant insights, completely oblivious to the fact that no one outside of their Beltway bubble gives a damn. They're just two more mouthpieces for the establishment, paid to tell us what to think while lining their own pockets. Must be nice.
The whole thing is a giant psyop, designed to keep you distracted while they pick your pockets and erode your freedoms. Wake up, sheeple! The matrix has you.
Don't expect any real solutions from these people. They're part of the problem. The only way to fix this mess is to tear the whole system down and start over. Good luck with that.
They don't care about you, they don't care about America, and they sure as hell don't care about the Constitution. They only care about power and money. It's time to stop playing their game. Remember that time they convinced everyone that orange man bad? We’re still feeling the effects of that one, champ.
In short, the political class is as useful as tits on a bull. Pay them no mind.
In conclusion, Texas Senate Primaries...the same old song and dance for political theater.
Yet again, it's the political class continuing to lull the public into a false sense of democratic participation.
Sources:
* Congressional Budget Office - [https://www.cbo.gov/](https://www.cbo.gov/) * Bureau of Economic Analysis - [https://www.bea.gov/](https://www.bea.gov/)


