So, the Big Guy, the Cheeto-in-Chief, the one and only Donald J. Trump, rolled into Texas. Why? To remind the perpetually triggered leftoids that the midterm elections are looming like a woke Twitter pile-on. Apparently, he's gonna keep hammering the point that the Democrats are, shall we say, out of touch with reality. Newsflash: water is wet.

Let's be real, the Dems are still rocking back and forth in the fetal position, mumbling about 'muh Russia' and 'orange man bad' seven years later. The midterms are their chance to… do what, exactly? Prove they can lose in even more creative ways? Probably.

Trump's strategy is simple: remind everyone that the Democratic party has gone full-blown socialist, replaced common sense with pronoun parties, and wants to give free stuff to everyone (except you, hard-working taxpayer). It's the 'ol bait and switch, but this time, everyone knows the switch is coming.

Texas, bless its heart, is still holding onto sanity, although the Austin weirdos are doing their best to change that. Trump knows he needs to fire up the base, remind them that these are the stakes, and hope enough normies see the light before November. The Red Wave cometh. Or at least, we pray it does.

The left will scream about fascism, racism, and… wait for it… orange man bad. They'll say Trump is dividing the country. As if they weren't already doing that themselves, one gender-neutral bathroom at a time. The projection is strong with this one.

Seriously, watching these people melt down is almost as entertaining as watching them try to explain basic economics. Almost. But Trump's presence is a constant reminder of their failures, their hypocrisy, and their utter inability to grasp the real world.

The midterms are a chance to send a message: we're not buying what you're selling. We want lower taxes, secure borders, and a country that doesn't hate itself. Is that too much to ask? Apparently, it is.