Texas. Just the name sends shivers down the spines of coastal elites and soy-sipping socialists. Why? Because Texas works. It's a bastion of freedom, low taxes, and good ol' common sense, and the lefties are losing their minds about it.

Suddenly, everyone's an 'expert' on Texas. You got your NYT writers parachuting in to 'understand' the real Texas (spoiler: it involves artisanal queso and complaining about Abbott). You got your MSNBC talking heads decrying the state's 'regressive' policies (because freedom is regressive, apparently). And you got your Twitter blue checks predicting the imminent downfall of the Lone Star State (any day now, guys, any day now!).

But here's the thing: Texas doesn't care. We're too busy building businesses, raising families, and enjoying the fruits of our labor to worry about what the woke mob thinks. The state's population boom is proof that people are voting with their feet, fleeing the socialist hellholes of California and New York for greener (and less taxed) pastures.

The Alamo? Triggered! They want to tear it down and replace it with a 'diversity and inclusion' monument. Seriously, they hate history, especially when it involves Texans kicking ass and taking names. It’s not just the libs that are getting triggered, though. Even the Vatican is now watching Texas, probably because we have more churchgoers than they do.

And don't even get me started on the border. Texas is the only thing standing between America and open borders, and the left hates us for it. They want to flood the country with illegal immigrants to change the demographics and consolidate their power. But Texas ain't playing that game. We're defending our border, whether Biden likes it or not.

So yeah, Texas is getting a lot of attention. But it's the kind of attention you get when you're winning. The kind of attention that makes the losers seethe with envy. Keep crying, libs. Texas is just getting started. We're going to keep being free, keep being prosperous, and keep being the envy of the nation. And if you don't like it, well, there's always California.

Remember when Beto was going to turn Texas blue? LOL. Yeah, that was a good one. Maybe he should stick to skateboarding and virtue signaling. Texas isn't going blue anytime soon. It's staying red, white, and based.

And if you think Texas is just a bunch of cowboys and oil tycoons, you're wrong. We're a diverse state with a thriving economy and a strong sense of community. We're innovators, entrepreneurs, and hard workers. And we're proud to be Texans.

So next time you hear someone complaining about Texas, just smile and nod. They're just jealous. They wish they could live in a state where freedom still reigns supreme. But they can't. Because they're too busy being woke. And that's their problem, not ours.

Texas: Come and Take It. (And your freedom while you're at it)