So, the Dems in Texas are at it again. Looks like Talarico, whoever that is, thinks he can ride the woke wave by pandering to Black voters. Apparently, he needs the blessing of the Crockett crowd to even stand a chance. Bless his heart.

Texas, a state that’s basically a giant middle finger to the liberal elite, is being targeted by these clowns who think they can just sprinkle some woke dust and suddenly win elections. Newsflash: it doesn't work that way. But hey, keep throwing money at consultants and virtue signaling, see how that goes.

They think Black voters are some monolithic group they can just check off a box and assume their support. It's the same tired song and dance. Talk about 'systemic racism,' promise free stuff, and then vanish after the election. Rinse and repeat.

And this Crockett person? Another darling of the Twitterati, no doubt. Good at stirring up drama, probably terrible at actual governance. But hey, that's the Democratic playbook these days. Substance is for squares.

Meanwhile, Texas is dealing with actual problems: the border crisis, inflation, and the ever-present threat of Commie California types trying to ruin everything. But sure, let's focus on pronouns and identity politics. That'll fix everything.

The only thing these Dems are good at is alienating everyone who isn't already on board with their radical agenda. They're turning Texas into a laughingstock, one virtue-signaling campaign at a time. So keep up the good work, Dems. You're doing a fantastic job of ensuring Texas stays red.

Maybe Talarico should try, I don't know, actually connecting with voters instead of just assuming their support based on skin color? But that would require, like, effort. And thinking outside the woke box. Which is clearly too much to ask. It would be a real Chad move if the Dems started talking real talk, but chances are they'll keep simping for woke points.

So, yeah, the Dems are desperate. Texas is laughing. The end.