So, get this. Texas Senate candidate James Talarico's got a spiritual advisor, right? But not just any spiritual advisor. This dude's name is Jim Rigby, and apparently, he's allergic to the word "God." I'm not even kidding. The guy's a pastor who rarely uses the G-word. You can't make this stuff up.

Rigby's whole vibe is, like, super progressive. He's all about "social justice" and "inclusion," which, let's be honest, are just code words for woke nonsense. He probably thinks pronouns are more important than, I don't know, freedom or something. Sounds like another day ending in Y. But these clowns aren't happy until they bring down the foundation of our society, brick by brick.

Talarico's hitched his wagon to this guy, so you know what that means: he's trying to appeal to the blue-haired brigade. Good luck with that in Texas. Real Texans love God, guns, and grilling – not grievance studies and gender ideology. Remember, it's Texas, not California, even if they are trying to turn it into that hellhole.

This whole thing is giving off major cringe vibes. It's like watching your grandpa try to dab. Just stop. It's embarrassing for everyone involved. But the left has no shame, no class, no respect for what came before them.

I mean, seriously, a pastor who doesn't talk about God? What's next, a vegan butcher? A pro-choice priest? The left is nothing if not incredibly consistent in their lack of common sense and in their attempts to corrupt what used to be sacred.

We're living in a meme, folks. The only question is whether it's a good meme or a bad meme. And I'm leaning towards bad meme. Very bad meme. But hey, at least it's entertaining, right? If only the destruction of the West wasn't the punchline.

So, yeah, Talarico's got a woke pastor on his side. That's the state of Texas politics in 2024. Buckle up, buttercups, because it's gonna be a wild ride. And remember: Never trust a politician who doesn't believe in God. Unless, of course, they believe in based God Emperor Trump.

These people are so transparent. They think they can trick us with their virtue signaling and their woke buzzwords. But we're not falling for it. We see through their BS. And we're going to fight back. We will not surrender our state to the forces of wokery.

Texas is the last bastion of sanity in this godforsaken country. We will not let the left turn it into another California. We will defend our values, our traditions, and our way of life. And we will do it with God's help. Maybe even with the help of a pastor who actually believes in God.

Time to grab the popcorn and watch this dumpster fire unfold. Just remember to vote. And vote conservative. Because if we don't, we're all doomed.