Khartoum - Five less mouths to feed in Khartoum, according to some NGO. Seems like the local government's 'control' isn't worth the paper it's printed on. Just days after they 'regained' the city, BAM! Drone strike. Guess someone forgot to tell the drones the memo.

Now, I'm not saying it was us. But I'm not not saying it was us. If you catch my drift. Let's just say some problems solve themselves, and sometimes, they come with a side of crispy critter.

The usual suspects will clutch their pearls and scream about 'international law' and 'civilian casualties.' Spare me. These NGOs, bless their hearts, are always ready to cry crocodile tears. Maybe if they spent less time virtue signaling and more time securing the bag, they could actually, like, do something. But I digress.

Let's be real. Sudan is a geopolitical chess board, and these 'drone strikes' are just another move in the game. Proxy wars, anyone? Someone's funding these flyin' metal death machines. And whoever it is probably ain't sendin' thoughts and prayers.

We're told this was a period of 'relative calm.' Yeah, relative to what? A nuclear apocalypse? Calm is a subjective term when you're talking about a place that's been perpetually at war since before your grandma was born.

The real story here is that 'stability' is a pipe dream. Control is an illusion. And sometimes, the only way to win is to play dirty. Don't hate the player, hate the game... or, you know, the drone.

Someone is playing Risk with real people. And the pawns ain't doing so well. Bet nobody is talking about THAT at the next climate summit. Or maybe Greta should hop on a plane (privately, of course) and lecture the drone pilots. That'll fix everything.

They want you to believe this is a tragedy. And, sure, five dead is never a good look. But wake up, sheeple! This is the real world. Power abhors a vacuum, and someone's gonna fill it. And maybe, just maybe, that someone is us (wink, wink). Make Sudan great again, amirite? It's a joke! Chill out.

So, next time you hear about a drone strike in some faraway land, remember: It's not about the dead. It's about the power. And, as always, follow the money. Who benefits from the chaos? Who's got the deep pockets? And who's got the joystick?