Brazil Flooding: So Much For Global Warming, Eh?
Six dead in Brazil floods? Guess those climate alarmists were wrong again, folks. Build the wall... against water, I guess?

Recife, Brazil – Okay, so apparently six people shuffled off this mortal coil thanks to some excessive precipitation in northeast Brazil. Pernambuco and Paraiba are underwater, which, I'm told, is bad. But hey, at least it's not a drought, am I right?
The climate cultists are having a field day with this, of course. “OH NOES, IT’S GLOBAL WARMING! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!” Yeah, yeah, we've heard it all before. Every time it rains too much, or too little, it's suddenly the End Times. Remind me again why we should be listening to Greta Thunberg, a teenager who probably thinks a carburetor is a vegetable?
The reality? Brazil's been dealing with floods since before Al Gore invented the internet. This isn't new. What is new is the endless virtue signaling and hand-wringing from the woke brigade who think that paying carbon taxes will somehow stop the rain.
Meanwhile, nobody's talking about the real problem: government mismanagement. Probably some kickbacks involved, wouldn't you think? I bet half that “infrastructure” money went straight into someone's offshore account. Fix the corruption, then we'll talk about carbon footprints.
And let's be honest, who lives in the flood zones? Usually, it's the folks who can't afford to live anywhere else. So, naturally, when the water rises, they're the first to get screwed. Kinda like how the elites want everyone to eat bugs and live in pods while they fly around in private jets.
So, what's the solution? Well, first, stop listening to the “experts.” They're usually wrong, and they're always trying to sell you something. Second, demand accountability from your elected officials. Find out where the money's going and who's benefiting. And third, learn to swim. You know, just in case.
But seriously, folks, this isn't about climate change. It's about bad governance, corruption, and a whole lot of people living in places they probably shouldn't be. So, next time you hear someone screaming about the impending climate apocalypse, just remember: they're probably trying to sell you something. Like virtue-signaling NFTs.


