Okay, zoomers, boomer here. So, apparently, even with Daddy Trump back in charge, the perpetually offended pro-Palestine crowd is still out there, clutching their keffiyehs and demanding “justice.” A legal aid group (probably funded by Soros or some equally shadowy figure) whines that requests for help are still “high” in 2025. Translation: they're still trying to find loopholes to defend their BDS nonsense.

Let's be real: most of these campus commies couldn't find Palestine on a map if you gave them Google Maps and a free falafel. They're just virtue signaling for woke points, hoping to impress their gender studies professors and avoid getting canceled for… well, anything. They're basically the social justice warriors of geopolitical grievances.

Remember when everyone thought Trump would shut down this crap the first time around? He tried! He recognized Jerusalem, cut off UNRWA funding (good riddance!), and generally told the world that America stands with Israel. But these crybullies are like cockroaches; you can't get rid of them. They just adapt and find new ways to infest your freedom.

The real question is: who's paying for all this legal aid? Is it foreign governments? Radical leftist foundations? Maybe even… gasp… Hamas? We need to follow the money and expose these agitators for who they are: enemies of freedom and prosperity.

Meanwhile, back in the real world, people are worried about inflation, the border crisis, and whether they can afford gas to drive their trucks. But sure, let's focus on the plight of the poor, oppressed Palestinians who are… oh wait, they have rockets. Never mind.

Frankly, if these legal eagles are so busy defending anti-Israel activists, maybe they should try defending some actual Americans for a change. Like, I don't know, people being targeted by the woke mob for saying that there are only two genders? Or maybe people who actually want to celebrate the Fourth of July without feeling guilty about colonialism?

The whole situation is a clown show. A bunch of privileged college kids pretending to be oppressed while living in the freest and most prosperous nation on Earth. And a legal aid group enabling their pathetic charade.

So, the next time you see a pro-Palestine protest, just remember: they're probably just trying to get attention. And if you see a lawyer defending them, remember: they're just in it for the money. Sad!

The report failed to mention the number of lawyers who have defended anti-BDS laws and won so it's hard to have any real insights to this data that they are giving us, very sus.

The implications of these actions may cause more divide in our great nation but they can just try it! We will fight for what's right, let freedom ring!