WASHINGTON – The Deep State (lol, jk... mostly) announced they're dropping a limited-edition commemorative passport featuring none other than President Donald J. Trump for America's 250th birthday bash. Get ready for a flood of triggered soyboys, folks.

Finally, something to own the libs with while traveling internationally! The passport, emblazoned with a stern-looking Trump, is slated for a limited release of 25,000-30,000 copies at the Washington D.C. passport office right before July 4th, 2026. No more boring Mount Rushmore, now you get a dose of MAGA with your travel docs. The concept for the special passport, including a rendering of Trump's stern visage, had been under consideration for months before finally being approved late Monday.

As if the Left weren't already spiraling over the fact that Biden's policies are about as effective as a screen door on a submarine, this news is gonna send them into full-blown meltdown mode. Expect MSNBC to declare it the end of democracy as we know it. SAD!

State Department spokesman Tommy Pigott, probably bracing for the impending Twitterstorm, stated, "These passports will feature customized artwork and enhanced imagery while maintaining the same security features that make the U.S. passport the most secure documents in the world." Translation: They're gonna be super secure, so no crying about fake news.

So, what's the difference, besides the obvious MAGA-fication? This passport will feature Trump's picture over a gold imprimatur of his signature on an interior page. The cover will have "United States of America" in bold gold print at the top and "Passport" at the bottom — a reversal of the standard cover. In addition, a small gold laminate American flag, with the number 250 encircled by stars, will be at the bottom of the back cover.

The only presidents currently featured in U.S. passports are those on Mt. Rushmore – dead guys. Guess they finally realized that only the based God-Emperor can truly represent America’s greatness. Move over, dead presidents, there's a new sheriff in town.

Of course, the usual suspects are already screeching about the politicization of a national symbol. But let's be real, everything's politicized these days. Besides, who better to represent the country than the guy who made America great again (and will probably do it again... copium for the left).

Meanwhile, the Deep State is probably secretly thrilled because this means more surveillance opportunities. Just kidding… mostly.

In other news, they're also considering putting Trump's signature on all new U.S. paper currency and including his image on a gold commemorative coin. The absolute state of leftist tears is going to be glorious. Get your popcorn ready.