So, Keir Starmer's clutching his pearls over Peter Mandelson's security clearance, huh? 'Staggering' and 'unforgivable,' he cries! As if any of this clown show is on the level. This whole thing reeks of a manufactured drama designed to make Starmer look like he's 'tough on security.' Wake up, sheeple!

The Guardian, bless their cotton socks, 'investigated' and found out Mandelson got initially rejected by security. Shocked, I tell you! Then, the Foreign Office – probably after a call from Davos – overruled it. Surprise, surprise.

Let's get real: Mandelson is basically a Bond villain in a Savile Row suit. He's been pulling strings for decades. Security clearance? That's just a formality for the plebs. The elites write their own rules.

Starmer's little hissy fit is likely just political theater. He needs to look like he's 'doing something' about the swamp, even though he's neck-deep in it himself. The Establishment always protects its own.

Remember when everyone thought Brexit would drain the swamp? Turns out, the swamp just got a new coat of paint and a few more EU flags hidden in the boardroom. Mandelson's ambassadorship is just another example.

Honestly, the entire political class is a bunch of virtue-signaling muppets. They talk about 'national security' while selling out the country to the highest bidder. They preach about 'equality' while lining their own pockets. It's all a giant, taxpayer-funded joke.

This Mandelson debacle is just a reminder that the system is rigged. The only way to fix it is to tear it all down and start over. But that would require actual courage, something these politicians clearly lack.

So, enjoy the show, folks. Watch Starmer pretend to be outraged while Mandelson sips champagne at the embassy. Remember, nothing really changes. It’s just Kabuki theater until the Great Reset button gets pressed.

Go check out Lucy Hough interviewing Paul Lewis on the Guardian's YouTube channel if you want a 'respectable' take. But don't expect them to tell you the real story.

Just remember to question everything, trust no one, and stack silver. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.