Well, well, well, look what we have here. Spirit Airlines, the airline equivalent of that one cousin who always shows up to Thanksgiving dinner with a questionable dish, has officially gone belly up. Turns out, running a business on woke vibes and charging extra for breathing air wasn't a winning strategy after all. Who could have seen that coming? (Everyone with a functioning brain, that's who.)

Remember when they tried to be all edgy and 'disruptive' with their pricing? Charging extra for everything but the actual flight? Yeah, genius move. Turns out, people don't like being nickel-and-dimed to death, especially when they're crammed into seats that make Ryanair look spacious. Who knew?

And let's not forget the 'customer service.' Oh, wait, there wasn't any. Just a bunch of overworked, underpaid employees dealing with Karens who couldn't believe they had to pay extra for a carry-on bag. It's almost like running a business on the backs of exploited workers and angry customers is a recipe for disaster. Shocking!

Now, the leftist snowflakes will try to blame this on 'capitalism' or 'corporate greed.' But let's be real, folks. This was just a case of bad management, a terrible business model, and a complete lack of understanding of what people actually want. It's Darwinism in action, baby. Survival of the fittest, and Spirit clearly wasn't fit enough.

So, what's the takeaway here? Get woke, go broke. Don't try to virtue signal your way to profits. Focus on providing a good product at a reasonable price, and treat your employees and customers with respect. It's not rocket science, folks. It's just basic common sense.

And for all those Spirit Airlines passengers who are now stranded and wondering how to get home? Well, sucks to be you. Maybe next time, you'll think twice before booking a flight on an airline that's one bad day away from going bankrupt. Live and learn, right?

Anyway, time to crack open a cold one and celebrate the demise of another woke corporation. Cheers to the free market, baby! And may Spirit Airlines rest in pieces. They won't be missed.

P.S. I'm sure AOC will blame this on climate change or something. Don't fall for it, folks. It's just another example of a bad business failing because it couldn't hack it. Sad!

This also reminds me of that meme with the dog saying, "I have no idea what I'm doing." Pretty much sums up Spirit Airlines' entire business strategy.

Next time you're flying, maybe shell out a few extra bucks for an airline that actually values its customers. Or, you know, just drive. It'll probably be less stressful.

In conclusion, Spirit Airlines is dead. Good riddance. Let's move on to the next woke company that's destined for the dustbin of history. The show must go on!