Well, well, well, look what we have here. Spirit Airlines, purveyor of the cheapest flights known to man (or woman… whatever), just ate it. Full-on, face-first into the pavement. Blame? A doubling of jet fuel prices, which, let's be honest, is thanks to the Green New Deal crowd and their quest to turn America into a wind farm. You love to see it.

Remember when gas was cheap? Remember when you could actually afford to fly somewhere without selling a kidney? Yeah, those were the days. But now, thanks to Brandon and his merry band of eco-terrorists, we're all paying the price. Literally.

And let's not forget the WOKE. You know Spirit was probably virtue-signaling harder than AOC at a climate protest. ESG scores this, diversity quotas that. Meanwhile, they forgot the most important thing: running a profitable business. Get woke, go broke. It's the circle of life, baby. Nature is healing.

Now, thousands of people are out of a job. Sucks for them, but maybe they should have seen the writing on the wall. Working for a company that was more interested in pronouns than profits was never a smart move. Learn to code. Get a real job.

I'm sure the libs will blame capitalism or some other boogeyman, but let's be real: this is what happens when you let the lunatics run the asylum. You end up with grounded planes and unemployed pilots. So, next time you're at the pump, remember Spirit Airlines and thank the Democrats for your pain.

Honestly, the collapse of Spirit Airlines is a minor tragedy in the grand scheme of things. But it's a symptom of a much larger problem. A problem of wokeism, inflation, and a government that's more interested in virtue signaling than actually helping the American people. Drain the swamp, MAGA, and all that jazz.

Good riddance, Spirit. You won't be missed. Unless you really liked squeezing into a middle seat between two obese tourists with screaming children. In that case, thoughts and prayers. Also, maybe invest in a bus ticket.

In the immortal words of South Park: “They took our jobs!”