Okay, so the National Spelling Bee, that yearly festival of nerdery, has relocated to the District of Corruption. Used to be some comfy resort in Maryland, now it's Constitution Hall, probably built by slave owners or something, according to the Libs. Boo hoo. Get over it.

These kids, bless their hearts, are trying to spell words like “schizophrenia” while dodging security checkpoints stricter than Gitmo. Why? Because Biden’s prepping the White House lawn for UFC Freedom 250, a cage fighting extravaganza celebrating… well, something or other. Probably woke pronouns.

"I feel like they should not have moved it. The old venue was better. Because it’s a bit of a hassle, getting on the bus and going there and then coming back," whines some kid named Yahya. Welcome to adulthood, snowflake. Life’s a hassle. Try surviving a Lib-run school system. THAT'S a hassle.

Apparently, the Ellipse, that grassy area between the JW Marriott (lobbyist central, naturally) and Constitution Hall, is now a no-go zone. Fenced off, crawling with security, probably because some Antifa goon threatened to glue himself to a historical monument. Again. You gotta walk around it. Just walk around it, Yahya.

Some dude named Rajeev Malhotra (probably a crypto-Commie) complains that cage fighting and spelling bees are “two very disparate forms of entertainment.” No, Rajeev. They’re both AMERICAN. One celebrates brains, the other celebrates BRUTALITY. What's more patriotic than that?

Explosive-sniffing dogs? Metal detectors? All thanks to some psycho who shot at the White House. Thanks, Libs, for making America safe again. And by 'safe' I mean 'paranoid and over-policed.'

"Last year was better," moans some other parent. “Everything was in one place.” So was the Titanic, genius. Adapt or die.

Look, these kids are smart. They can handle a little logistical inconvenience. What they CAN’T handle is the wokeification of everything. The constant virtue signaling. The endless apologies for being successful. The woke mob is going to try and ruin the spelling bee by saying it's not inclusive or some other BS. The irony of libs attacking high-achieving people while claiming to be against bullying is ignored as always.

So let 'em spell. Let 'em compete. And let's hope Trump wins his fight. Metaphorically, of course. Unless... nah, I won't say it, but you know...