Stewart County, TN – Okay, so a Special Forces vet, Craig Berry, allegedly capped his wife and then bugged out into the woods. Now the whole damn state of Tennessee is playing hide-and-seek. Naturally, the media's already blaming toxic masculinity, climate change, and orange man bad.

Let's get real. We got a dude with serious skills allegedly doing something seriously messed up. The only thing 'systemic' here is the system trying to catch his ass. But nah, gotta shoehorn in the usual woke talking points.

This guy's Special Forces. He's probably got a bug-out bag stashed somewhere with enough ammo to start a small war. And they’re using a bloodhound? Cute. This ain't Scooby Doo, folks. This is a dude who can probably skin a deer with his teeth and build a shelter out of twigs in under an hour. Good luck with that dog.

The Sheriff's Office is asking folks to check their trail cams. Translation: 'We have no freakin' clue where he is.' But hey, at least they're being honest. Meanwhile, the libs are probably drafting think pieces on the 'root causes' of domestic violence, completely ignoring the fact that some people are just straight-up evil. No excuses, just facts.

They'll probably blame the military, too. 'Oh, the trauma, the aggression...' Spare me. Plenty of vets come home and live productive lives. This guy allegedly made a choice. A bad one. And he should pay for it.

The real question is, how long can this guy survive out there? And more importantly, will he become a legend? Because let's be honest, the internet is already meme-ing this harder than a soyboy trying to lift a barbell. We're gonna see deep fried photos with the caption "He is an excellent swimmer and diver, and is in good physical shape."

Bottom line: Allegedly shooting your wife is bad. Hiding in the woods is less bad, but still illegal. Woke narratives are the worst. Stay strapped, folks. And maybe check your trail cams.

Update: The guy's wife is still alive, apparently. So, attempted offing, not actual offing. Still bad, but details matter. Also, someone get this guy a Netflix deal. Survivalist show, anyone?