BAY POINT, Calif. — The education system is collapsing faster than Joe Biden trying to climb stairs, and the latest 'solution' is exactly what you'd expect: more computers. Special ed teachers, bless their hearts, are drowning in paperwork, thanks to the endless woke checklists and IEPs (Individualized Education Programs – basically permission slips for junior to identify as a dolphin). Now they're turning to AI to cope. Buckle up, because this is gonna be wild.

Mary Acebu, some teacher at Riverview Middle School, says AI helps her blast through the paperwork so she can, like, actually teach. Imagine that! Turns out, forcing teachers to spend 80% of their time filling out forms instead of, you know, educating kids, isn't a winning strategy. Who knew?

The Center for Democracy and Technology (CDT) – probably funded by Soros, let's be honest – says 57% of special ed teachers are using AI to generate IEPs. Up from 39% last year. Translation: the system is so broken, teachers are willing to risk having ChatGPT write their lesson plans. The future is now, old man.

Of course, the CDT is whining about 'privacy, legal, and ethical risks.' Translation: they're scared AI will expose the fact that half these IEPs are just virtue-signaling exercises designed to appease helicopter parents and woke administrators. But UVA and UCF – probably also secretly conservative – say AI can actually make IEPs better. Maybe it's because AI doesn't have time for all the pronouns and critical race theory garbage.

Olivia Coleman, a researcher at UCF, says 'more face time' between teachers and students is good. Duh. But instead of hiring more teachers (impossible – who wants to work for a bunch of woke lunatics?), we're just gonna let the robots do it. Sounds about right.

Remember when the Trump admin delayed some rule about 'disability access'? Probably because it was another bureaucratic nightmare designed to enrich consultants and make life harder for everyone else. Now we're stuck with AI-generated IEPs. Thanks, Swamp!

So, is this a good thing? Maybe. Will it fix the underlying problems with the education system? Absolutely not. But at least it's funny. Imagine the look on the faces of the union bosses when they realize AI can do their jobs for a fraction of the cost. Based.

The real question is: when will AI start teaching the kids? I'd trust a GPT-4 chatbot to teach my kids about American history more than I'd trust some gender studies major from Oberlin. Just sayin'.

Anyway, keep your powder dry, homeschool your kids, and pray that Skynet doesn't decide to indoctrinate the next generation. We're gonna need all the help we can get.

At least the teachers get to listen to their jam on the way to work. Gotta stay vibin', right?

Time to own the libs with better AI algorithms, comrades.