Richmond, VA - Alright, folks, buckle up, because the Clown World Express is making a stop in Virginia. It seems our girl Abby Spanberger, the Dem governor, is trying to pull a fast one. She's out there waving around some shiny new economic development deals, acting like she's the second coming of Milton Friedman. But here's the tea: these deals were ALL hatched under the previous GOP governor, Glenn Youngkin. Talk about cringe.

Spanberger's office put out a press release, full of sunshine and rainbows, about how she's "creating a stable business environment." Translation: she's signing off on stuff Youngkin already did and hoping nobody notices. It's like showing up to the potluck with store-bought cookies and pretending you baked them from scratch.

Former Virginia Attorney General Jason Miyares, based Chad, called it like it is: "She's trying to take credit for somebody else's work. In grade school we call that cheating." Facts. Youngkin's spokesperson, Justin Discigil, piled on, saying Spanberger broke all her campaign promises and has the lowest approval rating of any Virginia governor this century. Ouch. Feels bad, man.

Let's be real, these politicians are all grifters to some extent, but the sheer audacity of Spanberger trying to steal Youngkin's thunder is next-level. It's like Biden taking credit for the Trump economy. (Oh wait...)

The deals in question:

* HB 1531: $537 million for Avio USA (aerospace). Announced DEC 2025 under Youngkin. * HB 799: $457 million for... something. Creating jobs? Who knows. Youngkin announced it SEP 2025. * HB 800: $2 billion for Eli Lilly (pharma). Also Youngkin's baby, announced SEP 2025. * HB 1076: Another $4 billion...somewhere.

Youngkin racked up $156 billion in CEO commitments. Spanberger is out here acting like she discovered fire. This is why nobody trusts the establishment. They're all just playing games while the country burns. It's time to wake up, sheeple. The only thing Spanberger is building is a house of cards. So next time you see Abby Spanberger trying to take credit for something she didn't do, remember: she's just another politician playing the game. And the game is rigged.

Maybe she should stick to what she's good at: failing to deliver on campaign promises. record scratch

Spanberger claiming deals brokered by Youngkin? Big yikes from me, dawg. Get rekt, Libs.