So, the woke scolds are at it again, clutching their pearls over Elon Musk's 'unconventional' corporate arrangements at SpaceX. Apparently, the fact that he's building rockets and sending people to space while they're LARPing as revolutionaries in their mom's basement is just too much for them to handle. The horror! A CEO getting paid for, ya know, actually doing something.

Newsflash: it's his company. He built it. He can run it how he damn well pleases. If you don't like it, start your own rocket company. Oh wait, you can't. Because you're too busy virtue signaling on Twitter and demanding free stuff from the government.

These corporate governance 'experts' are probably the same people who told us Hillary was a lock in 2016 and that inflation was 'transitory.' They're clueless. They wouldn't know innovation if it slapped them in the face with a Tesla Roadster.

It's always the same song and dance: successful people are evil, wealth is inherently immoral, and the government needs to confiscate everything and redistribute it equally… except, of course, for the bureaucrats who get to manage the whole thing. Sounds legit.

Meanwhile, Elon's out there pushing the boundaries of human achievement, making progress that would make JFK proud. But sure, let's focus on his compensation package. That's what really matters.

Remember when they came for Bezos? And Gates? Always the same playbook. Tear down the innovators, demonize success, and pave the way for socialist utopia. (Spoiler alert: it always ends with breadlines and gulags.)

So, next time you're feeling envious of Elon's success, ask yourself: are you contributing to society, or just whining about it? Are you building something, or just tearing it down? Are you owning the libs, or are you getting owned?

If you're the latter, maybe it's time to reassess your life choices. Stop doomscrolling, get off Twitter, and go build something. The world needs more innovators, not more whiners.

And Elon? Keep doing you. Keep building rockets. Keep triggering the libs. You're doing God's work. MAGA.