COLUMBIA, S.C. – So, the South Carolina Senate, bless their hearts, decided not to touch the midterm maps. Translation: They're scared stiff. Early voting's already underway, and these geniuses realized they didn't have the guts to actually do anything. Shocker.

We're talking about redistricting, folks, that beautiful process where politicians get to draw squiggly lines to protect their own sorry behinds. The swamp creatures wanted to redraw the map, but then got cold feet faster than you can say 'election interference' (wait, who said that?).

Apparently, the proposed changes were too spicy, or maybe they just couldn't agree on who gets to keep their cushy gig. Either way, it's the voters who get screwed, again. The current maps are gerrymandered worse than a jigsaw puzzle designed by Soros himself. But hey, at least we know what to expect, right?

It's not like the Democrats weren't gonna scream bloody murder regardless. They're constitutionally opposed to letting the GOP breathe. So, the RINOs caved. Par for the course.

The experts (read: paid shills) are saying this means nothing, or everything, or maybe something in between. Who cares? The only thing that matters is that the same clowns will be running the same game with the same rigged rules. It's the South Carolina way.

Seriously, though, imagine being this spineless. Trump probably called them up and yelled at them, and they all ran crying to their mamas. Weak. The Palmetto State has become the Paper Towel State after all.

The State Election Commission is probably popping champagne. Less work for them. Just gotta dust off the old maps and pretend everything's fine. 'Nothing to see here, folks! Just keep voting for the same people who keep screwing you over!'

So, what's the takeaway? South Carolina is still run by a bunch of lily-livered cowards who are afraid to make a decision. Nothing new under the sun. But hey, at least we got a good meme out of it. #SouthCarolinaCowards #Gerrymandering #MAGA.

Maybe after the election, they'll finally grow a pair and fix this mess. But don't hold your breath. They're probably too busy figuring out how to spend your tax dollars on another useless study.

The important thing to remember is that all politicians are trash. Vote them all out.

In conclusion, the South Carolina Senate just proved once again that they are completely useless and utterly beholden to the whims of the swamp. It's time to drain the swamp, starting with these clowns.

Sources:

* FEC.gov * USCourts.gov