COLUMBIA, S.C. – Hold on to your hats, folks, because the South Carolina GOP just pulled a fast one on Dear Leader. That's right, the deep state is alive and well, even in the Palmetto State. Five Republicans, probably the same ones who still wear masks unironically, joined forces with the woke mob (aka the Democrats) to torpedo Trump's redistricting plan. The vote? A pathetic 29-17, way short of the two-thirds needed. Looks like someone forgot to send the memo that Trump still runs the show… or did they?

Trump, ever the master strategist (allegedly), took to Twitter, demanding, “GET IT DONE!” Like South Carolina is one of his failing golf courses or something. Newsflash: it ain't. Apparently, these so-called Republicans didn’t get the memo that loyalty to the orange man is the ONLY thing that matters anymore. They're probably still reading The Weekly Standard and sipping soy lattes.

Then there's Shane Massey, the Republican majority leader, who sounds suspiciously like he's been replaced by a pod person. “Too many people in power want to do whatever it takes to stay in power… I believe the legitimate use of power in this case is to make people safer,” he bloviated, sounding like he's running for Miss Congeniality. What is this guy talking about? Safer? Is he suggesting Trump's plan was going to unleash chaos and locusts upon South Carolina? Talk about virtue signaling.

Massey’s probably wetting the bed anticipating Trump's Twitter wrath. But let's be real, is Trump even paying attention to anything that doesn't involve him being reinstated as president? Probably too busy plotting his next rally and complaining about the rigged election. Get over it, dude.

The Supreme Court's meddling in the Voting Rights Act created this whole mess in the first place. Now states are scrambling to redraw the maps, and of course, everyone's screaming about gerrymandering. News flash to the crybabies: redistricting is ALWAYS political. It’s a game of power, and the Dems have been playing it for decades. Trump was just trying to level the playing field. But, no, the RINOs had to go and ruin it.

This South Carolina saga proves one thing: the swamp is far from drained. There are still plenty of Never Trumpers lurking in the shadows, ready to stab MAGA in the back at the first opportunity. They're probably celebrating with champagne and toasting to the downfall of Western civilization. Bunch of cucks.