Another summer, another reason to hate everything. This time, it's those pesky jet fuel prices. Apparently, they're gonna stay high, meaning your already miserable air travel experience is about to get a whole lot worse. Buckle up, buttercups, because those $50 Spirit Airlines flights are about to become a distant memory. Thanks, Brandon!

Remember when gas was cheap and airlines weren't run by woke virtue-signaling CEOs? Yeah, me neither. But the good ol' days are definitely dead, buried under a mountain of regulations and virtue signaling. Now we gotta deal with this inflationary garbage, and it's hitting us right where it hurts: our wallets and our vacation plans.

The libs will tell you it's all about 'climate change' and 'sustainable energy.' But let's be real, it's about control. They want you grounded, eating bugs, and living in a 15-minute city. They're probably happy about these high fuel prices – less 'carbon footprint' from us plebs, right?

And don't even get me started on the 'experts' who claim to know what's going on. They're just making stuff up as they go along. One minute it's about supply chain issues, the next it's about Putin, and then it's back to climate change. They have no freaking clue. Meanwhile, we're stuck paying the bill.

The airlines, of course, will cry poverty. But let's not forget that they've been raking in billions for years, only to use it for stock buybacks and woke advertising campaigns. Now they expect us to bail them out again? No freaking way.

The solution? Drill, baby, drill! Unleash American energy and tell the eco-terrorists to pound sand. But that's too logical, right? Instead, we'll get more virtue signaling and empty promises about 'green' alternatives that don't actually work.

So, what can you do? Embrace the suck. Drive instead of fly. Or better yet, stay home and stockpile ammo. Because at this rate, societal collapse is looking more appealing than a trip to Aunt Mildred's. Thanks again, Brandon!

In the meantime, enjoy the extra legroom (because nobody can afford to fly anymore) and be sure to pack your own snacks (because those airline prices are criminal). And remember, it's all temporary. Eventually, the whole system will collapse, and we'll all be back to bartering for goods and services with bottle caps.

But hey, at least the air will be cleaner. Probably.

Sources: - Energy Information Administration (EIA) – Because even they have to admit the prices are high. - Breitbart News – For the REAL story (okay, I'm kidding... mostly). - My own brain – Which is smarter than most of these 'experts' anyway.