Washington D.C. – Hold onto your MAGA hats, folks, because it looks like the Swamp is stirring again! Biden's handlers, or whoever's actually running the show, are thinking about SLAPPING a 25% tariff on those fancy Euro-trash cars. Why? Because the EU, in their infinite Euro-wisdom, decided to IGNORE the trade deal they signed last year.

Remember that deal? The one that was supposed to be SOOOO good for America? Yeah, well, apparently the EU thought it was more of a suggestion. They were supposed to open up their markets to our glorious American products, but instead, they're still playing games. Shocking, I know.

So, what's a country to do? Well, in the good ol' days, we'd just send in the Marines. But since this is the WOKE era, we're going with tariffs. A 25% tariff, to be exact. That's gonna sting those Mercedes and BMW drivers right in their Lederhosen.

Of course, the Left is already crying about how this is gonna hurt working-class families. Newsflash: working-class families aren't buying imported luxury cars, okay? This is about holding the EU accountable for their BS and protecting American jobs.

And let's be real, those Euro elites have been laughing at us for decades. They think they're so much smarter and sophisticated. Well, guess what? America is back, baby! And we're not gonna let anyone push us around, not even the French with their tiny cars and even tinier penises.

Some so-called economists are warning about a trade war. Boo-hoo. Maybe a little competition will do those overpaid EU bureaucrats some good. Besides, who needs the EU anyway? They're all a bunch of socialists who haven't won a war since… ever.

The OG was right: trade wars are good, and easy to win. We need to stop being so nice and start playing hardball. The world respects strength, not weakness. And right now, America needs to show the world that we're still the boss. Even if the guy in charge needs to be told what to do, when to do it and who to do it by.

So, let's raise those tariffs and make the EU pay! It's time to Make America Great Again, one luxury car at a time. They can drive their virtue-signaling Volvos. Maybe they can even get a hybrid so they can own the libs and own the climate at the same time.

They might retaliate? Good, bring it on. It is long past time they learned to fear and respect the USA again.

Sources: * United States Trade Representative (USTR) - Because we can't make this up! * European Commission - To see how mad they are. * Congressional Research Service - For the deep state analysis.