Iran War Gas Gouge: Time to Blame Iran (and Biden)
50% pump price spike proves that globalist entanglements and woke energy policies are destroying America's wallet. Again.

Okay, sheeple, let's talk about your wallet. Remember when gas was, like, affordable? Yeah, those were the days before endless wars and the Green New Deal insanity. Now? Thanks to the Iran War and the clowns in Washington, we're getting reamed at the pump – a whopping 50% increase since this latest debacle kicked off. I told you so.
The official story is that the Strait of Hormuz is the reason. Big surprise. Another geopolitical dumpster fire, another excuse to jack up prices. But let's be real, it's more than just Iran. It's decades of feckless foreign policy and a deliberate sabotage of American energy independence.
They want you driving electric cars. They want you dependent on windmills that only work when the weather cooperates. They want you controlled. And the best way to control you is through your bank account. Every dollar you spend on gas is a dollar they can't tax to oblivion for their woke pet projects.
Remember "Drill, Baby, Drill?" Those were simpler times. Now we're begging OPEC for scraps while our own oil sits untapped because some tree-hugging bureaucrat says it's bad for the planet. The planet will be fine. Your bank account, not so much.
This isn't just about gas prices, folks. It's about freedom. It's about economic sovereignty. It's about telling the globalist elites to shove their climate agenda where the sun don't shine.
So what's the solution? Simple. Unleash American energy. Ditch the Paris Climate Accord. Secure the border. And stop getting entangled in every two-bit conflict halfway across the world. America First, remember? The elites HATE that.
Also, maybe start stockpiling fuel. Just in case things get really spicy. You know, for the apocalypse. Or just a long weekend. Either way, you'll be glad you did. And stop voting for politicians who think gas prices are someone else's problem. They work for YOU, not the other way around.
We’re sitting on more oil than half the countries in the Middle East COMBINED. But hey, let’s keep sending billions of dollars to fund woke NGOs instead. Sounds smart. Remember: the government screws up and blames everyone else. It’s the ultimate blame-shifting masterclass.
Sources:
* U.S. Energy Information Administration (EIA) * Institute for Energy Research * Congressional Research Service (CRS)


