Alright, folks, Super Typhoon Sinlaku just hammered the Northern Mariana Islands. Winds up to 150 mph, power outages, roads looking like the surface of the moon. But hey, at least we're funding gender studies programs in Pakistan, right? Because priorities.

No deaths reported, which is great. But let's be real, this is a wake-up call. We’re talking about a U.S. territory here, not some third-world backwater. And yet, they're dealing with Third-World problems after a pretty standard weather event. Where’s all the money going? Because it sure as hell ain't shoring up infrastructure.

The American Red Cross is out there doing the Lord's work, sheltering over a thousand people. Meanwhile, our elected officials are busy virtue signaling about climate change and pronouns. Maybe instead of lecturing us about our carbon footprint, they should focus on building infrastructure that can withstand a stiff breeze. Just a thought.

Dong Min Lee's car ended up on top of two other cars. I mean, you can't make this stuff up. That’s some Looney Tunes level destruction. But hey, at least the elites are insulated from all this. They’re probably sipping champagne and watching the storm from their ivory towers.

Saipan, Guam – these are strategic locations. Military bases are vital. If we can’t even keep the lights on after a typhoon, what kind of message does that send to our adversaries? Are we more concerned with woke ideologies than with actual national security? Because it sure seems that way.

The National Weather Service is telling us this thing is heading north. Good luck to the sparsely populated volcanic islands. Hope they've got some canned goods and a whole lot of prayer. Because if they're relying on the government, they're in for a rude awakening.

So, let’s cut the crap. Less DEI, more actual preparedness. Less funding for useless studies, more investment in resilient infrastructure. Let’s make sure our territories, and our nation as a whole, can handle a natural disaster without descending into chaos. Or maybe we'll just keep sending thoughts and prayers while the world crumbles around us. Your call, politicians.