Alright, alright, alright. So now even your grandma's bathhouse is collateral damage in the latest clown world update. Turns out, bidenskyflation and Iran's nuclear temper tantrum are squeezing the life out of the Japanese sento. Yeah, those public bathhouses where the elderly go to soak their bones and gossip about the good old days. Remember those?

Used to be, you could get a scrub and a shvitz for a few yen. Now? Forget about it. Fuel prices are through the roof, thanks to Brandon's genius energy policies and Ayatollah's itchy trigger finger. The globalists win again!

And who suffers? The little guy. The old lady who just wants to relax after a long day of… well, whatever old ladies do. Is this the future we want? Grandma freezing her tuchus off because the Davos crowd wants to virtue signal about climate change while funding Iran's terror spree?

I'm not saying nuke Tehran (though, just sayin'…), but maybe we need to rethink this whole globalist experiment. Energy independence, anyone? Remember when America was energy independent? Good times. Now we're begging OPEC for scraps while our own energy companies are shackled by woke regulations.

And don't even get me started on the cultural Marxism infiltrating everything. Sento are about tradition, community, and simple pleasures. They're a bulwark against the soulless, corporate dystopia that the lefties are so eager to build.

But hey, at least we're funding Ukraine, right? That'll solve everything. And the diversity quotas are being met in the Fortune 500 boardrooms, so who cares if Grandma can't afford a bath?

Wake up, sheeple! The globalist elites are laughing all the way to the bank while our traditional institutions crumble around us. Support your local sento. Buy some Japanese goods. And for God's sake, vote for someone who puts America (and Japan) first!

These aren't just bathhouses. These are historical relics, damn it. Reminders of a time when things weren't totally batshit insane. Let's not let them fade into the mists of time, okay?

MAGA. And make Japan great again, while we're at it.

Sources: * Energy Information Administration (EIA) * Heritage Foundation