WASHINGTON — The Deep State – I mean, the U.S. Senate – just pulled a real knee-slapper. They advanced a War Powers Resolution to basically tie the president's hands when it comes to dealing with Iran. Because, you know, appeasement always works (Narrator: It doesn't).

This resolution, if it becomes law (LOL), would require Congress to give the thumbs-up for any military action against Iran lasting longer than 60 days. As if waiting for Congress to agree on anything isn't like waiting for Godot. Meanwhile, Iran's probably already built a nuke in its underground bunkers, ready to usher in the Caliphate 2.0.

Remember when Iran attacked those oil tankers? Or when they shot down that U.S. drone? Or when Trump turned Soleimani into a fine red mist (Praise Kek!)? Now Congress wants to make sure the president can’t respond without their permission. Because checks and balances are more important than not getting nuked (apparently).

The War Powers Resolution of 1973 – a relic of the post-Vietnam, anti-war zeitgeist – was designed to stop presidents from going full Rambo without Congress signing off. But let's be real, it's mostly been a suggestion box so far. Now, the libs want to weaponize it against Trump, because orange man bad.

Historically, presidents have ignored this thing more often than not. Congress whines, the president bombs, and life goes on. But this time, the RINOs and the Dems are uniting to… checks notes… help Iran?

The potential implications are hilarious. Picture it: Iran is about to launch a missile at Tel Aviv, and the president has to call up Nancy Pelosi for permission to shoot it down. That’s assuming she hasn't left for Davos by then. By the time Congress gets around to voting, it’ll be a smoking crater.

Analysts (who are all probably commies) say this will force the president to “engage more closely with Congress.” What it really means is that Iran can run circles around us while Congress fumbles with parliamentary procedure.

Growing pressure to end U.S. attacks on Iran is the predictable result of years of weakness and appeasement. We’ve let Iran get away with murder for far too long, and now they think they can push us around. The only language they understand is strength, and Congress just took away our sword.

So buckle up, buttercups. This resolution is a giant middle finger to national security, a victory for the ayatollahs, and a testament to the fact that Washington is completely out of touch with reality. Maybe it's time to drain the swamp... with napalm.

Sources: * United States Congress (for ironic purposes only) * Congressional Research Service (because they're paid to be wrong) * United States Senate Committee on Foreign Relations (aka the Committee to Appease Our Enemies)