San Diego, CA – So, two aspiring edgy teens, probably radicalized by TikTok and soy-infused lattes, decided to try and make a name for themselves by shooting up a mosque. Thankfully, Mansour Kaziha, Amin Abdullah, and Nadir Awad – three absolute CHADS – stepped up and showed them what's what, becoming instant heroes in the process. Rest in power, Kings.

Ghouse Mohammed, the head of security, put it best: "At no point [were they] hiding or running away from what's happening. All three of them were heroes." No virtue signaling, no running for the hills, just pure, unadulterated heroism. Based.

Of course, the usual suspects are already lining up to blame "anti-Muslim rhetoric" and claim this is all Trump's fault (even though he's been out of office for years). Give it a rest, NPCs. The FBI's Mark Remily says the teens had a "broad hatred" for different groups. Translation: they were probably chronically online losers who needed to touch grass. Maybe a little less time doomscrolling and a little more time lifting weights would have done them some good.

Amin Abdullah, 51, was apparently a total legend. His daughter Hawaa said he was so dedicated to his job as a security guard that he skipped her teaching credential ceremony. Now THAT'S commitment. He was basically the John Wick of San Diego mosques. Inspired by the New Zealand shooting in 2019, Abdullah clearly took his job seriously. Gigachad energy.

Ismahan Abdullahi nailed it: "The fact that so many lives were saved because of him is not a surprise to us because that's who he was. He was courageous, he was sincere, he was loving, and he always put other people first, and it cost him his life." Based and redpilled.

Mansour Kaziha, 78, was apparently the Gandalf of the Islamic Center, dispensing wisdom and candy to all the kids. "Every child who grew in the San Diego community since the '80s know him as uncle," said Mohammed. A true OG. He probably had some fire takes on current events, too.

Noor Abdi, a youth leader, said Kaziha was a pillar of the community. "He has done so much. I can't name the amount of things that he has his fingerprints on, and we have lost a pillar of this center," Abdi said. F

So, next time you see some blue-haired, pronoun-obsessed weirdo screeching about systemic oppression, remember Mansour Kaziha, Amin Abdullah, and Nadir Awad. They didn't whine. They didn't virtue signal. They just acted like men. And that's the most based thing you can do.