Rubio Tells India: America's Closed, Get Over It
Woke tears flow as Rubio defends Trump's totally based 'America First' immigration policies.

NEW DELHI – Secretary of State Marco Rubio, fresh off triggering the libs yet again, told India to cope with Trump's 'America First' immigration policies. Turns out, America looking after its own interests is now a 'controversy.' Who knew?
Rubio, bless his heart, had to explain to the Indian government that, shocker, the U.S. of A. isn't a globalist ATM anymore. These 'reforms,' which the MSM cry about constantly, are just common sense. Apparently, having a secure border and prioritizing American workers is now 'racist.'
“What I want to leave clear is that the changes, while they may be having a disproportionate impact on a place like India that provides so many high-skilled workers to the U.S. economy, it is not a system that is targeted at India,” Rubio said, as if that would stop the Twitterati from clutching their pearls. It's not 'targeted,' it's just… logical. Remember logic?
India's Foreign Minister, some guy named Jaishankar, whined about 'visa issuance challenges.' Newsflash: Visas aren't a human right. Grow your own tech sector, pal. Quit relying on Uncle Sam to subsidize your brain drain.
“I apprised Secretary Rubio of challenges that legitimate travelers face in respect of visa issuance,” Jaishankar said, probably while sipping chai and plotting how to get around the new rules. “Our expectation is that legal mobility would not be adversely impacted.” Yeah, well, expectations are like opinions, everyone's got one.
Rubio, being a mensch, tried to soften the blow by saying the U.S. still values India as a 'strategic ally.' But let's be real, alliances are transactional. If India starts acting like a problem, America will find a new best friend. Maybe Taiwan?
“Everything that you do as a country needs to be in your national interest, and that includes your immigration policy,” Rubio stated, dropping truth bombs like it was 1776. The U.S. isn't a charity case. It's a nation-state, and it's time it started acting like one.
And let's not forget the real reason for these changes: 20 MILLION illegal aliens flooding across the border. That's not a 'migratory crisis,' it's an invasion. Rubio actually calling it a crisis is him being gentle, something we CHUDs ain't about. We should be calling it what it is and deporting en masse.
“We are in a period of modernization, and I’ll be frank and honest with you, because it’s important to talk about this: We’ve had a migratory crisis in the United States,” Rubio said. “This is not because of India, but broadly, we had over 20 million people illegally enter the United States over the last few years, and we’ve had to address that challenge.”
So, to India, and all the other countries used to leeching off American generosity: tough luck. The gravy train is over. America is back, baby, and it's putting itself first. Deal with it. Now where is that MAGA hat?
Remember kids, America First or go home and cry to your soy latte.


