RIP Kempthorne: Swamp Creature or Nah?
Former Idaho Guv and Bush's Interior Guy kicks the bucket at 74 after a bout with the Big C. Was he one of the good guys... or just another Deep State operative?
Dirk Kempthorne, the dude who ran Idaho and later became Bush Jr.'s Interior Secretary, just cashed in his chips at 74. Colon cancer got 'im. Now the burning question: was he a hero, a zero, or just another cog in the machine?
Let's be real, the Interior Secretary gig is basically being in charge of all the stuff the Feds haven't sold off to China yet. National Parks, BLM land, Indian reservations... it's a whole lotta real estate.
And Kempthorne? He was supposed to be the guy making sure we weren't all living in a communist wasteland. But did he actually do anything good? Or was he just another swamp creature, shuffling papers and making backroom deals with Big Oil and virtue signaling eco-terrorists?
Bush picked him, so automatically some folks are gonna scream 'globalist cuck!' But hold on. Remember when everyone thought Trump was gonna drain the swamp? Yeah, how'd that work out?
Fact is, these guys operate in a world we can barely comprehend. Lobbyists, regulations, endless bureaucracy... it's a system designed to crush the soul and enrich the connected.
So, was Kempthorne one of the good ones? Hard to say. He probably had some good intentions, but intentions don't pave roads, build pipelines, or secure the border. They just end up in the damn EPA.
Ultimately, Kempthorne's legacy is probably a big shrug emoji. Another politician, gone too soon (or not soon enough, depending on your perspective). He played the game, collected his pension, and now he's off to that great golf course in the sky.
But hey, at least he didn't start any new wars, right? Small victories, folks. Small victories. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go grill a steak on some federally-protected land.
Was he fighting the good fight or just another mouth at the trough? Hard to say, but at least he's not making new regulations now.
Another one bites the dust. On to the next circus.


