SALT LAKE CITY – So, the queen of cringe, Taylor Frankie Paul from "The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" (never heard of it, probably trash), just got a taste of reality that’s not scripted by some woke producer. Turns out, a Utah court ain't buying her act, ruling she can't hang out with her 2-year-old son unsupervised. Why? Because apparently, she's got the emotional stability of a TikTok dance trend during her spats with baby daddy.

Color me shocked. (Not really.)

This is what happens when you prioritize clout chasing over, you know, actually being a responsible adult. Instead of focusing on raising a kid, she's busy chasing internet fame. Now, I'm no saint, but even I know that turning your life into a reality show is a recipe for disaster. And surprise, surprise, it backfired.

The libs will probably whine about how this is unfair to women or some BS. Cry me a river. This isn't about gender; it's about being a decent human being. If you can't control yourself around your own kid, you don't deserve to be alone with him. Period.

Look, I'm all for personal freedom, but that doesn't extend to endangering your child. And if a court sees you as a potential risk, well, maybe it's time for some self-reflection. Instead of blaming the patriarchy or whatever, maybe take a good hard look in the mirror and ask yourself if you're really putting your kid first.

I bet you can find hours of therapy content on YouTube!

This whole situation is a perfect example of what's wrong with modern society. We're so obsessed with fame and attention that we're willing to sacrifice everything, even our own families. It's pathetic, really.

So, Taylor Frankie Paul, consider this your wake-up call. Get your act together, prioritize your kid, and maybe ditch the reality TV garbage. Because at the end of the day, your son is the only audience that truly matters. Unless there's a OF in the works, right? Kidding...mostly.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go spend some quality time with my family, far away from the cameras and the drama. And if you need me, I'll be laughing at this on Twitter. #ParentingFail #RealityCheck #UtahProblems #CHUDlife

This is not financial advice.