Okay, folks, gather 'round the outrage machine. Ratna Debnath, bless her heart, lost her daughter in a horrific way. Now, she's running for office with Modi's crew, conveniently campaigning on women's safety. You can't make this stuff up.

Seriously, is this the best they've got? Slap a grieving mom on the ballot and suddenly all the problems magically disappear? It's like using a band-aid on a gunshot wound. Effective symbolism, zero actual substance.

Modi's party, always quick to virtue signal when it suits them, is riding this wave like a surfer dude on a tsunami of sadness. Expect lots of tear-jerking stories and zero actual policy changes that might, you know, address the root causes of the problem. Remember, optics are everything.

Meanwhile, the actual issues – corruption, cronyism, the ever-widening wealth gap – get swept under the rug like dust bunnies at a spinster's tea party. Because nothing says 'competent governance' like exploiting a mother's pain for political gain.

The other parties? Probably just as slimy, TBH. But Modi's gang is particularly adept at this sort of emotional manipulation. They've turned it into an art form. Shakespeare would be proud...and disgusted.

So, buckle up, buttercups. It's going to be a long and nauseating election cycle. Expect plenty of platitudes, empty promises, and maybe, just maybe, a few crocodile tears. But don't expect any real change. That would require actual work.

Remember, the system is rigged, the game is fixed, and your vote probably doesn't matter anyway. But hey, at least you can feel good about 'doing your part' while the elites laugh all the way to the bank.

DEATH TO THE GLOBALISTS! MAGA FOREVER! (Just kidding... mostly.)

In conclusion, this entire situation is a clown world extravaganza of epic proportions. Pass the popcorn.

Sources:

* National Crime Records Bureau (NCRB), Ministry of Home Affairs, Government of India * Ministry of Women and Child Development, Government of India