Okay, so the state dinner guest list dropped, and it's exactly what you'd expect: a who's-who of the mega-rich, Fox News personalities, and the President's buddies. Shocked? You shouldn't be. This is just another Tuesday in Trump's America. Drain the swamp? More like throw a lavish party in it.

At least ten billionaires made the cut. Ten! Because nothing says 'representing the common man' like schmoozing with guys who could buy and sell your entire bloodline. I'm sure they're deeply concerned about the struggles of the working class while sipping champagne and discussing tax breaks. It's basically trickle-down economics in action – the champagne trickles down, if you're lucky enough to be catching the drips.

Six Fox News hosts were also there, probably comparing notes on how to best defend the President from the latest 'witch hunt'. Gotta keep that echo chamber nice and toasty, right? Can't have any pesky dissenting opinions creeping in. It's all about maintaining the narrative, and who better to do that than the cheerleaders at Fox? They're basically an extension of the White House press office at this point. Ratings, am I right?

And of course, a gaggle of presidential pals. Because who wouldn't want to spend a formal dinner with their best buds? Makes perfect sense. Why invite people who might challenge your views when you can surround yourself with yes-men and sycophants? Probably swapping stories of how they owned the libs and how great everything is doing. Good times, indeed.

The real kicker? No Democrats. Zero. Zilch. Nada. Apparently, bipartisanship is dead, and the corpse is being used as a doormat. Who needs unity when you can just bask in the glory of your own political bubble? It's all about tribalism these days, and Trump is the chief of his tribe. Remember when presidents used to at least pretend to try to reach across the aisle? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

And the British? Apparently, they weren't feeling the love, either. Fewer Brits than expected. Maybe they're finally realizing that clinging to Trump is like clinging to a sinking ship. Brexit's already enough of a dumpster fire without adding more fuel. Good on them for recognizing that.

Look, this guest list is a perfect microcosm of everything that's wrong with politics today: the power of money, the echo chamber of the media, and the death of bipartisanship. But hey, at least the food was probably good. Gotta keep the elites happy, right?

So next time you hear someone talking about draining the swamp, remember this state dinner. It's a reminder that the swamp is alive and well, and it's wearing a tuxedo.