PITTSBURGH -- So, the Raiders kicked off the final day of the NFL Draft by snagging Tennessee cornerback Jermod McCoy, fresh off a torn ACL. Because apparently, the Raiders' medical staff wasn't already bored enough. Are they trying to tank on purpose?

McCoy, bless his heart, had six interceptions in 25 games between Tennessee and Oregon State. Impressive...before his knee exploded during offseason workouts. But hey, who needs a fully functional ligament when you've got Raider Nation behind you? This team needs a miracle, but they are not gonna get it from a formerly injured cornerback.

I mean, let's be real. This is the Raiders we're talking about. A team that specializes in making questionable decisions. Remember JaMarcus Russell? Yeah, good times. Why build a solid foundation when you can just throw a Hail Mary and pray for the best? Because that worked so well in the past. They should start buying lotto tickets with this kind of luck.

The draft also saw quarterback Cade Klubnik, previously hyped, plummet down the board and fall into the Jets' lap. Talk about a consolation prize. The first round went about as expected, with Fernando Mendoza going to the Raiders, David Bailey to the Jets, and Jeremiyah Love to the Cardinals. Snore. Other notable picks included Carnell Tate, Arvell Reese, Mansoor Delane, Sonny Styles, Jordyn Tyson, Spencer Fano, Francis Mauigoa, Caleb Downs, Kadyn Proctor, Ty Simpson, Olaivavega Ioane, Rueben Bain Jr., Kenyon Sadiq, Blake Miller, Caleb Banks, Monroe Freeling, Makai Lemon, Max Iheanachor, Akheem Mesidor, Malachi Lawrence, KC Concepcion, Dillon Thieneman, Keylan Rutledge, Chris Johnson, Caleb Lomu, Peter Woods, Omar Cooper Jr., Keldric Faulk, and Jadarian Price.

In the second round, we had De’Zhaun Stribling, Chase Bisontis, T.J. Parker, Kayden McDonald, Colton Hood, Treydan Stukes, Denzel Boston, R Mason Thomas, Cashius Howell, Christen Miller, Jacob Rodriguez, Derrick Moore, Zion Young, Josiah Trotter, Germie Bernard, Avieon Terrell, Lee Hunter, D’Angelo Ponds, Jake Golday, and Brandon Cisse. Who? Exactly.

So, what does this all mean? Probably nothing. The Raiders will probably still stink, McCoy might re-injure his knee on the practice field, and we'll all be back here next year complaining about the same things. But hey, at least we'll have some fresh meme material. #RaiderNation #RN4L #TornACL #NFLDraft #TankFor...whoever's good next year.

And Klubnik falling to the Jets? The schadenfreude is real, folks. Eat it, Clemson. The league's new talent pool won't save the team, but it sure is entertaining to watch it all unfold. The meme potential is astronomical.